Definitions by isoskepsis

Swipe Me Harder 

Swipe Me Harder (phrase) – A dry, satirical surrender-refusal used when someone realizes the absurdity of endless app swiping and low-effort modern dating scripts. Means: “I see the algorithmic clown show, I’m not emotionally investing in it anymore, and I’m reallocating energy to real life signals.”

Date: “Just keep swiping, you’ll find someone.”
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”

Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”

Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”

Not:

Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.

Swipe Me Harder by isoskepsis September 9, 2025

Slippery Whore 

The person I donated my jizz to for a while.

Is that slippery whore that I donated my jizz to for a while staying there?

Slippery Whore by isoskepsis May 11, 2022

BCMW

(Batshit Crazy Moneygrubbing Whore)
A way to quickly and discreetly refer to your ex-wife number 2.

Hey babe your BCMW left you a message today asking for more child support.

BCMW by isoskepsis July 30, 2019

bacon nerd 

A person that will try and eat any kind of bacon anywhere, anytime.

Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.

bacon nerd by isoskepsis December 1, 2018

SME 

The act of working for complete morons that have the vocabulary skill of a literary genius but the common sense of kid with down syndrome that just smoked crack.

"Dude my job sucks, this is a total SME job!"

SME by isoskepsis September 22, 2011