The act of chugging a gallon of whole milk, then engaging in anal intercourse with a black person. After a while you should vomit the milk into the person's rectum, creating a white, black, and pink combination. It greatly resembles the NeoPolitan sundae.
I totally gave this one chick a neopolitan, she ate my dick.
by WayTooFar March 12, 2010
It's a variant of the new york taco. Instead of barfing in a woman's pussy, you take a shit in it - and do so while she's on her period. Then you fuck her and shoot your load all over the shit and menstrual drippings, thus creating "the neopolitan".
It was that special time of the month for her, but rather than let her turn me down for sex, I opted to shit and cum on her bloody vag for an extra tasty neopolitan treat.
by Sloe Vag Geist June 18, 2008
When you fuck a girl on her period (strawberry), then fuck her ass(chocolate), then jizz in her mouth(vanilla). Then she has chocolate strawberry and vanilla all in her mouth.
I gave that girl some neopolitan ice cream last night by fucking her pussy and ass and mouth.
by rootbur October 20, 2007
Sexual intercourse which results in the ingestion of blood, feces and male ejaculate.
A neopolitan is a felch on steroids.
by LeBongo February 16, 2007
To engage in sexual intercourse with all of a woman's three orifices: Oral, vaginal, and anal.
First she sucked me off, then I did her in the pussy, then I tapped that ass! It was a whole fucking neopolitan!
by Plaid October 14, 2004
When you combine a strawberry shortcake (you know, when you punch a girl in the face right before the facial) and a dirty sanchez (you know, the Hitler moustache full of shit).
1. Last night, I got liquored up and ate some Taco Bell then dropped a Neopolitan on this hood rat, Belinda.

2. After I gave her a facial and a dirty sanchez, that Hitler moustache really infuriated me as a Jewish man, so I punched her square in the nose to finish off the Neopolitan.
by Brad Torkelson August 25, 2007
noun- A noun used to describe a sexual act between a man and a woman in which the male partner licks the female partners vagina while she is releasing her bowels and is menstrating all at the same time.
Note: The female partner has to be Caucasian, but the ethnicity of the male partner does not matter.
( The vagina is the vanilla, the excrement is the chocolate, and the menstral fluid (blood) is the strawberry, see also: strawberry hence the name Neopolitan.)
"You sick bastard, you did a Neopolitan!"
by Chris Belltrothe November 23, 2006

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