A craphole full of shit.This site well, was fun, but then it happend.
Conversion.The ability to put clothes on your neopets.But tnt, who are to too friken lazy to move the mouse 1 inch to save ten billion user acounts, turned the glorious royal girl aisha into a prostitutional monstosity that grovels on all fours most un-regall, just because they were to lazy too draw custom clothes for the faeries/darigans/etc.I mean, aside from the pets punching thin air most ungraciously, the new clothes that we gave our beautiful neopets away for look most sleazy, and cheap.
Anyway, moving on.

What the fuck is with those fruit pets are we being taught to eat our pets like cats and dogs if we feed them a tamato chia pop?.

Also all of the neopets are based on animals and myths. unicorns,uni dragons,draiks,frogs,nimo ,toad,quiggle LOL sorry I just hate uiggles the person that drew thoe little buggers must have been higher than a kite.

Avatars annoying little flashy things that blare at you random messages and steal hours of our real life time!!!!!.

I used to think OMG starry paintbrushes have gone down 1k Imust buy many and re-sell now I jut go look a retard flipping out over pixels.

And people are obsesive about trading pets.Like if you offer a pet thats not "worth as much" they will call you a n00b.Psshaw.

And pets if you dont feed them they say "DIEING" but the little fuckers just never croak it.Die you fucker DIE!!!!!!!!!!!. I am done now but if you value your soul DONT GO NEAR THAT FUCK hoLE NEOPETS.

person1:Omg ima trading my royal peophin !Plz come offa.

Person2:Ok my disco aisha?

person1:Omg n00b u can't offa a pet like that mine wae better!1!1!1!!!!!shift!!!11

AND

adam:L0l w3 m4d3 56mil 2dae donna by fr33zin lotza stupid acc0untz!!!!!!

Donna:Well done my saucy adamy asparagy adam!!0ooh, I wanna have some!

Adam:0k u s4ucy b4gg4g3, l3ts d0 it 0n th3 d3sk!!!

Donna:Yeah!!!!

Ten minutes later...

Adam:0h my Fuckin g0d w3 l3ft th3 w3bc2m 0n!1!!!


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by Anna and emmy(Yes, two people) August 23, 2008

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Neopet is a site thatis supposedly based around owning virtual pets, but is in fact more about making money, or Neopoints. Much like anything targeted at children, the site has sparked a certain amount of controversy, some of it unfar and occaisionally idiotic (see example 1) However, TNT (or The Neopets Team, the moderators and owners of the site) are widely acknowledged, even throughout fans of neopets, as being a little trigger-happy when it comes to freezing accounts. Other users can also be like this(see example 2) Finally, Neopets has also come under criticism for exposing users (of whom there are far less than they claim) to immersive advertising and gambling games. Some of these reports have been unfair, however, thanks to some stupid australian kid. (see example 3)
1. 'the boards are full of n00bs who cant type propr english'
2, Someone posting: I like cheese.
Knobhead: SPAM! REPORTED!
TNT: Ah, I can't be bothered to decide who's right,
lets just ice everyone who's been on this board.

(this did not actually happen)

3, Australian kid infront of reporters: If I don't gamble to make money, my pets will starve and be put up for adoption!

(This is completely wrong. You never have to gamble, as there is free food available if you have no money, and money is easy to make, plus food is cheap. And no matter how hungry Neopets get, they are never taken away, unless an account is frozen)
by Alastair Potts April 05, 2008

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A virtual pet website initially designed for bored college students, although currently most players are younger than 16. Each player is allowed four pets on up to five accounts; one account --and one only-- may be used to play games, which there are numerous of. By playing games, a user may gain Neopoints -- which may be used to buy such items as paint brushes (to paint/change the appearance of an existing Neopet), toys, food, etc. NeoBoards give users the option of communicating with one another, and are separated into several different sections (such as Avatars/NeoSignatures, Help, and Fan Clubs). Guilds are mainly groups that consist of users with similar interests; a user may belong to only one guild at a time.

Most importantly: The equivalent (though slightly more harmful) to cocaine.
Neopets fucking ruined four years of my life! If you haven't already joined, don't. You will be unable to escape the hell without severe consequences.
Ya think I'm joking, don't ya?

To those poor ignorant souls who are still addicted: Get help. Seriously. Hire a therapist. And before you get all fuckin' defensive.. I was never frozen; I was just smart and left. :)
by J-Don August 22, 2007

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About the gayest site in the world. Very addictive. One can waste HOURS on the website, and DREAM of their pixel pet, and think of "cute" ways to find their "pet" a gf or bf. People who are "insiders" on the site have ABSOLUTELY NO LIVES WHATSOEVER. And when people consider the people they chat with to be "their friends" its sad, cuz they really dont have REAL FRIENDS.


Dumbest site in the INTERNET.
Dammit. Neopets is "down for matenence." ='( IMMA CRY MY EYES OUT UNTIL IT COMES BACK! WHAAA! I HAVE NO FUCKIN LIFE AND NO REAL FRIENDS!
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A place where you meet people, no not children (usually high school or college students) become their friends, are very close for months on end and are suddenly betrayed... They don't give a damn because they can't see you. And yet you keep playing because the site is more addictive than cigarettes.
Guild Leader: I'm waiting for this stupid guild to die so I have an excuse to quit neopets
Me: What?!
Guild Leader: Fuck off I'm a problem drinker
by Michelle P. September 05, 2007

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A neopet is a pet people can create on neopets. The neopet is the main part of the game (although many people do stay on for the chats/avatars..etc). People can do a lot of things with the pet, for example: paint the neopet, feed it, zap...etc.
Wenieia, the robot grundo, is a neopet.
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A game on the internet, which is so "fun" that you can count potatoes, that nerds and those with little or no lives are drawn to, and never ever return.
"Why the hell are you playing neopets?"
"Its fun try it!"
"No way, I don't do drugs."
"Why not?"
"Neveeeeeeeeeer!"
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