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78.
The website neopets.com has been around for many years. What was once a gaming site about pets for kids, teens and some even say college students is now completely bought over by corporations. Majority of its users are helpless scene/emo kids looking for online friends/relationships and then the other half are desperate 12 year old girls that love Twilight and the Jonas Brothers. Many of its users only come on for the chatrooms, my person favorite is the Fanclubs where a bunch of teens go around trolling, spamming and posting sexual innuendos. There are also 'popular' people on the boards. Some such as Jessikness, Sara, Laur, Sunao and Yadiza. Since these 'popular' users get frozen almost everyday, I am unable to post their account names, but you will probably see them around the website. Also, Neopets is absolutely addicting, yet it's the lamest thing ever. It is a guilty pleasure for many.
Typical Neopets Conversation:

katluver45: man oh man! im gonna marry edward cullen!

saraisgettingsome: Shut up you fool. I eat Edward and Jesus for breakfast.
by hellolordpleaseforgiveme August 19, 2009
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79.
To clear things up, I know I have posted my meaning of Neopets, but know I'll give some other information I forgot to say. Well, here we go.

Neopets was a good place where TNT and you cared about the site and users. Now it's totally screwed. TNT won't care about anything but making money from the freaking sponsors. You'll find those sponsors shits all over the site: One on the top, the bottom, and in a side, offering you celulars, weigh loss programs and dating webpages. What´s up with the "Neopets it's not a dating webpage." huh? TNT is now the unfair police of the site, they have their own rules, wich they use to warn/freeze you. In the chat they're even worse, TNT deleted the general chat, and made all the other ones look more profesional. Even worse to find:7-year old n00bs who beg for girlfriends or boyfriends and report you for no apparent reason. Yet you can't swear but n00bs can, for example:
Me:Hey please could some of you help me?
N00b:ZOMG sHuT Up yOur3 SucH n00b y0U mUsT4 FuCk YoU!!!!!!1!!!!11!
Tell them they can go fuck TNT and their pets all night long instead of asking for girlfriends.
When you lose all your hard work because of a bug, you mail TNT, if you're lucky, you'll get nothing but a crap that says:"Go to the boards, people will be more happy to help." They're WRONG! That freaking letter it's a fucking copy paste from the past. Back then, people helped you and you helped them. Now n00bs won´t stop annoying you if you ask for help.

If you want a better virtual pet site, try littlepetshop.com
N00b:H3y W11l y0U plz b m4h g33RfR13nD???
Me:NEVER! FUCK YOU FOR SWEARING ME!!!
N00b:Lyk ZOMG!1!!!!1 R3p0rT1ng y0U f0r Sw34R1nG!!!!1!!1!
Me:So? Shut up, this isn't Neopets. Learn to spell, n00b.
by not7yearoldn00b April 10, 2009
11 5
 
80.
Used to be cool, 4 years ago... But now is pure crap. Why? This is why:

1-The commerzalition
Neopets used not to have commercials all
around every page, now, it has. If you go to Neopets you'll see 2 or 3 commercials in
every relationated page.

2-The n00bs
Neopets boards are so crappy. They deleted
the General Chat which used to be cool.
Now in the boards you'll see nothing but 7
year old n00bs who say:"plz b6 mY gIr1f66d".

3-Sponsor games
Almost all the new games are just promotion. Something like "SPIN THE WHEEL!". Also the new games that aren't
sponsor games, are just a friggin' rip-off
from any other game.

4-Freeze-o-matic
Now in Neopets people get freezed for no
reason. For example, you are in the chat
and you say:"Madonna sucks, I prefer
Linkin Park." equals to: Get freezed.

5-TNT favorites
TNT has their "special users" who are
defended by them, no matter how many rules
they break, they'll never be freezed.
By the other side, normal users don't do
anything, and they got freezed.

6-Obscene TNT
If you post a picture of your pet very but
VERY dressed, you got freezed. Meanwhile
TNT post their faeries and mermaids almost
naked, showing the "you know what"
everywhere in the website.

This are only ones of the reasons why Neopets sucks...
Also, many Neopets users must be fat,
lifeless bastards who think that it's awesome. So, if you want to be thin,
popular and smart, don't I mean DON'T play Neopets.
In the Neopets board...
n00bie user:OMG!1!!1one I g0t a cybuNNy!!1!
Dude: Calm down. It isn't so much awesome...
n00bie user:ZOMG r3p0t1nG y4 n00b!
by not7yearoldn00b March 28, 2009
10 4
 
81.
a popular yet overrated website that you can create virtual pets on and practically live a second life through.

TNT are the goverment of the neopian world and they run it very stictly. For example in Neopia if you swore or made one little mistake you would be given the death sentance
(freezing)
That's right if you make one little mistake your banished, your pets are killed and the only way of getting back in is by reincarnating yourself with a new account name, new pets, new gallery. Everything.

TNT are evil, they don't forgive people, lot's of the time they execute you without even one single warning. People make mistakes we can't help it. Also it's quite hard too memorise every single rule, so the risk of breaking a rule is very high.

The makers are such jerks that most people wouldn't want too be helping them too get money. QUIT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Innocent neopian: Hi i'm new here at the boards and I just luvve NEOPETS. IT ROKS!

Fc "literates": No. You are a NOOB! you are illiterate. You are dumb because you don't bother too type perfectly. Go too the noobs board! Quit begging no ones going too be your neofriend when your that pathetic.

Innocent neopian: :( you guys suck!

TNT to innocent neopian: Your account has been frozen for use of insults and swearwords. Say goodbye too your painted pets, and million neopoints that you spent soo long earning. :) Your execution will proceed immediatly.
by Porridgey March 13, 2007
9 3
 
82.
a popular yet overrated website that you can create virtual pets on and practically live a second life through.

TNT are the goverment of the neopian world and they run it very stictly. For example in Neopia if you swore or made one little mistake you would be given the death sentance
(freezing)
That's right if you make one little mistake your banished, your pets are killed and the only way of getting back in is by reincarnating yourself with a new account name, new pets, new gallery. Everything.

TNT are evil, they don't forgive people, lot's of the time they execute you without even one single warning. People make mistakes we can't help it. Also it's quite hard too memorise every single rule, so the risk of breaking a rule is very high.

The makers are such jerks that most people wouldn't want too be helping them too get money. QUIT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Innocent neopian: Hi i'm new here at the boards and I just luvve NEOPETS. IT ROKS!

Fc "literates": No. You are a NOOB! you are illiterate. You are dumb because you don't bother too type perfectly. Go too the noobs board! Quit begging no ones going too be your neofriend when your that pathetic.

Innocent neopian: :( you guys suck!

TNT to innocent neopian: Your account has been frozen for use of insults and swearwords. Say goodbye too your painted pets, and million neopoints that you spent soo long earning. :) Your execution will proceed immediatly.
by Porridgey March 11, 2007
10 4
 
83.
Neopets, a childish yet addicting site, started in 1999 as a harmless website for bored college students. It was fine until 2006. It was fun, the games were original, and things had a personal touch to them. Then, in 2006, Viacom bought Neopets, and turned it into an advertising machine. Now every page there are at least three ads, and sponsor games make up at least half of the overall games. There's a freaking Neopets CEREAL. And Neopets dolls and trading cards and magazines. Adam and Donna are no longer in charge of Neopets, Viacom is. -sigh-
Personperson: LYK OMG IM GONNA BUY SUM AWSUM NEOPETS TOYS AND GET FREE STUFF ON NEOPETS!
Me: -sighs and shakes head-
by yeshman July 23, 2009
6 2
 
84.
Funky looking creatures in the computer.
That neo-pet looks like my cats butt!
by Kilala April 23, 2003
17 14