| 1. | IQ Test Ad | ||
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Ads that aren't new but have recently been appearing on pretty much every site on the internet. They usually read like this...
(insert celebrity name here) has an IQ or (insert fake IQ score here). Can you beat them? The fake celeb IQ usually ranges between 110 and 130, so above average. There are some which are a bit lower or higher though. These are mainly chances for companies to waste your time and have you give them your e-mail address so that they can spam you with shit. I see an IQ Test Ad on every single site that I go to, every one. I wonder which company it is that puts these out? They must be loaded to buy all of this ad space.
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| 2. | IQ Test Ad | ||
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A common type of banner advertisement that asks a relatively moronic or unusual question, usually with two variants. These banners are usual non-dynamic GIFs or other image formats, creating the illusion of choice for the less-knowing Internet users. Most of them also include a percentile statistic, often one that defies the question itself - if it is an opinion question. Most of these questions come from Hong Kong of all places. IQ Test Ad:
What does this picture look like to you? Woman/Musician 94% of answerers didn't get it correctly. Free IQ test! |
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| 3. | Whiz Test | ||
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A more Precise IQ Test! If you score high on the IQ test, it means nothing until you take the OFFICIAL Whiz Test to become a Registered Genius! I took the IQ test and now I find it meant nothing to Standford. They tell me I must take the Whiz Test in order to be Registered!
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| 4. | Hackbot | ||
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The term used for any bot that has hacked someones personal IM account such as Yahoo Messenger, AIM, MSN, Skype, and even Facebook to advertise an annoying product to you which most likely has no relevance to you whatsoever. Often they try to get you to take an IQ test. They begin conversations as you normally would with the person the IM is coming from, and eventually send you a link to the spamming website. They can often pick up on words such as "bot" and "spam" and try to prove you wrong, but only to an extent. They can even respond to threats to call the police. The only way to get rid of these is to change a password, which will only work for so long. Loo(Bot): Hey!
Me:... hey? Loo(Bot):I just took an IQ test here... pretty cool :P Me: um... okay? Loo(Bot):I scored 113, I thought I was smarter than that! lol Me: Thats... nice? (you and every other bot) Loo(Bot): you should see if you can do better than me... http**************.com if you can ill give you twenty dollars lol Me: well bye then. F****** hackbot. etc..... |
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| 5. | IQ | ||
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The number which rolls out of an IQ test, which measures how well you can take that test and throws out a number saying it's your IQ. I sure as hell don't have the IQ to understand the above story, i think...
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| 6. | Gifted | ||
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Term used to identify individuals with an IQ in the 98th percentile. Generally taken as a synonym of Genius when it is actually a lesser term (genius denoting an IQ in a narrower percentile). The Stanford-Binet IQ test is one of the most commonly-administered tests used to determine who is gifted, and who is not; Mensa International requires a score of at least 132 on it to allow a person to join the society.
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| 7. | IG Test | ||
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The IG test can be applied in many circumstances, and is used to insult a gullable and stupid hetrosexual. The IG test is something which you ask the target to take. The IG test is always prefixed with the targets initials. The IG test simply stands for "Is Gay" David Miller:- OMG, i cant get my car to start.
You:- Well did you check the battery? David Miller:- Huh?, battery? Huh? You:- Okay well did you do the DMIG test? David Miller:- DMIG? Huh? Whats DMIG??? <<Pause>> You:- David Miller Is Gay! |
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