Ok after 3 years of playing neopets i'll just say neopets sucks fucking llama balls. You get your account icedfrozen / delete / disable for NO FUCKING REASON. TNT is a bunch of communist whores that ice you and get paid $.50 per person they ice. They fucking must have like billions of dollars. 3 words: Play neopets and i'll FUCKING make fun of you and stalk you and kick your damn ass. kthxbai
Ok after 3 years of playing neopets i'll just say neopets sucks fucking llama balls. You get your account icedfrozen / delete / disable for NO FUCKING REASON. TNT is a bunch of communist whores that ice you and get paid $.50 per person they ice. They fucking must have like billions of dollars. 3 words: Play neopets and i'll FUCKING make fun of you and stalk you and kick your damn ass. kthxbai

Neopets fucking sucks big hairy pedophile balls
by STFU STALKER July 24, 2006
Neopets is a majorly corrupted bitter-sweet game on the internet. It is run by about a handful of people, who used to be caring, but they have been corrupted by the Mcdonalds franchise. "Plushies", "Item Codes", and all sorts of junk have been placed on brands. Rumours have been going around, so I'm going to collect them here

1.Neopets is Communist. This seems entirely accurate, for the game will "Ice" you for almost anything, and to prove this, here is an extract I got from the site.
"Posting sexual or offensive material (language, images and usernames)." Cencorship is part of this balanced communist diet. You could be iced for posting, on the NeoBoards, a range of things. Opinions, Ratings, Get-Togethers, and the list goes on.

2. Neopets is HACKED. This sprouted from the fact that studies have been made, to prove that Twenty-Five Percent of users have been Iced, Warned, or had their Account deleted. That is a startling rate for averagely six or seven people to handle in, say, two years. 25% of Eighty Million, too. To be able to do that, you would have to be, like, an Insomniac whos only life is made up of Control and the letter "D".

3. Bought out. This seems the most likely, because something very startling is that at approximately 5 monts consecutavly of eachother, 3 brand names became infected with the Neo-disease. I'm going to start calling it Neoitis. So, in 5 monts, 3 was the average Neoitis count. Donna and Adam were probably rolling in riches by now. Two months went by, and another company was hit. Toys-R-Us. They started supplying the company with Trading Cards. But then "they" came. It was terrifying. They flocked in over the boards, and stole everything from the main plaza. But then it hit "The team". They realized that if they Ice more people, they will want more accounts, so they'd make more, and that would make their pay rise. But they, they got thrown out. Replaced with machines, I broke free from this disease, this Neoitis, and moved on to bigger and better things. A thing called "Life".

Thank you, and I sincerely hope you break free of this disease.
Current freedom from Neopets count = 9
by Jahke April 24, 2006
This is a site created in 1999 by Adam Powell and his friend Donna Williams (I think). At the beggining, it was a pretty low quality site. Effortless art and broken images made the site have a bad view for many, however NOW, this site has taken off like a rocket at these scumbags are making tons of money off of crappy ads and a feature called "Premium Neopets", which is a version of neopets you PAY for, and get the staff (Known as 'TNT' or The Neopets Team) to favor you. Other than that the staff will not listen to you, not respond to your emails, and just completely not care about you. People get paid by sitting at a desk, and freezing peoples accounts for anything. The site is full of report happy kids that will report you for anything you say. And then the staff people see the report, and figure "K, he/she did something bad" and they will freeze your account right off the spot. Forever. And now, this good for nothing website - that I was once addicted to for 4 years - has video games, and toys being produced. They are sucking every child in america and now even around the world to play on this website. Why? They are bastards who love money. Thats it. They care about NOTHING but money, and the people giving them money. I cannont believe people above 16 can play on such a fucktarded excuse for a "fun" game. Its.. just.. little kids who love cute things.. and if they see that cute little toy, they are going to beg mommy to buy - and of course, she will, unknowing the fact she is just giving money to people who dont care. I wish the site would just die off. Each day it gets bigger and bigger, and with each second it gets gayer and gayer.

Wow that felt good to get that off.
Neopets player - I play neopets.
Guy who doesn't play - I feel so sorry for you..

Adam Powell - I LYKE LOVE MONEY!
Neopets Staff - US TOO! Lets have a party about how much we love money and let the site go completely free and not answer emails! But Fred, you better stay here and freeze deh n00bz, k?
Fred - K. Have fun you assholes.
Fred quit 3 days later.
Way to go Fred!
by 216Brian August 28, 2006
A screwed up game that used to be alot of fun, but Doug I don't give a crap about his last name bought the site and turned it into a advertising spot, now there are ads for Dating Sites, Viagra, and other various crapvertisements.
Here are a few reasons why it sucks:
1. TNT(the Neopets Team) is a clan of Hipocrites.
They say the site is not a dating service yet they have dating service links hovering above their messages, they say you can't post a picture of yourself wearing skimpy clothes yet their "faeries" look like they work part time at a strip club.
2. The n00bs(not newbs)
They ruined the boards and TNT bans the poeple that gang againsed them yet let the n00bs get away with saying "AwW s....h...i....t!I l3t mi p3t g3t s1ck!!!!!!!!!!111"
and you say "What?"
Then you get iced(banned)
3. The quality
They claim the shop will restock every 8 minutes or so but it is actually random and by that random I mean a few hours, and because of that people grab the items befor you are done haggling.
4. The moolah
Thats TNT's goal they want to make as much money as they can then the site is officialy abandoned.
5. Frozen
Thats what TNT does for fun, you cant even say "my name is Bob and I live in a box" because they think its is giving out personal info, you can say "Wiccans are the only thing you should believe in because our opinion matters and yours doesn't!!!"(not trying to offend anyone) without getting banned but you get banned for saying "I dont eat ham im Jewish" then you are Banned!
xXFinalFantasyXx:Idiot you still play Neopets?
NoobaSuarusRex26563527: Z0MG J44 D0 J00 Pl4Y 1T????/
by Moxie Jenifer Blake October 01, 2006
a very addicting online game in which you try to get virtually rich
dude, you still go on neopets? i havn't been there in ages... it started taking over my life so i had to quit.
by lena January 27, 2004
A rubbish little site in which people go to make 'friends' and have 'fun'.

People cry over pixels (with rubbish name like 'neoneo27913263210neo2004' saying they lost them in the pound (by the way you can't lose them, you put them there) and they post messages saying stuff like 'did you lose a maraquan lupe in the pound?'. Yeah.
d1d y0ou l053 a p3T 1n d4 p0uNd??11!ong!!11//!
by plushiemania4eva July 10, 2005
A game about virtual pets that started in 1999. It was good at first, but around 2002 or so, they started making plushies (offline) and all this merchandise like notebooks, keyrings, etc, and gradually Neopets became all teenie-ish and TNT got gayer.
I dont play Neopets anymore, since july '04.
by THEYWiLLNEVAHKNOW! June 04, 2005
A popular online gaming site created by Adam Powell about five years ago. You start off by creating a neopet and taking care of it, and then you proceed to play games for neopoints, or the games form of currency. With these neopoints you can buy items such as paintbrushes to make your pets interesting colors or buy items for the battledome where your pets can challenge others. The game may seem rather kiddish, but many teens play the game just for fun, perhaps to rp their pets or chat with others. The game may seem pointless because there is no end, but if you have a lot of free time and a love for virtual pets sites, this one, by many, is considered to be the best.
If you say neopets sucks, I will personally annihalate you with every weapon in my possession.
by Ian December 22, 2003
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