1: Shameless Advertising.
They have 3 advertisements on almost every page.
One on the top, one on the bottem, and one on the side. Advertising things like online dating services, weight loss programs, and phone companies. Plus they have countless sponser games. And even make sponser items (bubble yum, sweet tarts, etc.)
2: Neo Staff favoring certin users.
Let's face it, there's only a handful of people TNT (theneopetsteam) actually give a shit about.
Featheralley, Hrobi, Garret_jaxx (sp?), Hubrids_mansion, Jazz_invinceable , and a coupple others. Thease people will not be iced no matter how many rules they brake.
3: Message boards.
The message board used to be cool... like four years ago. Now they suck. Neopets changed the format to look more professional... and screwed everything up. Completely deleteing the GC (general chat), which used to be cool. Before n00bs took over.
4: Glitches and bugs.
Neopets has countless glitches and bug which they will never fix. I myself have lost well over 15 million in items and np's (example: I lost a SOS while taking it off my pet. Plus I've lost large sums of neopoints countless times while trying to put them into the bank.) And neopets never refunds anything you lost during a glitch... unless you're featheralley of course...
Neopets is full of gay ass asain cheaters.
They've made it impossibble for anyone who dosn't cheat to get on a high score list for a game.
6: They're Hypocrits
They'll freeze your account if you post pictures of yourself in which you are slightly imosdestly dressed. And yet they have faeries with their boobs hanging out all over the site, wearing skirts that sure show alot-o-theigh.
They'll freeze you if you mention any achollolic bevrages, and yet they have them as items on their site! *points to a certin item called "red wine" and many other wines*
Noooo cussing. Or else they'll freeeezeee youuuu.
*points to the old maraqua vid with the pirate swearing.... aloso points to the faerie who swears* mmhmmm.
The site is full of people trying to scam other players. Pretty much the only reason guilds exist anymore is for people to host scams.
8: No origional games
Every fuckin game on that site is a ripoff of another game.
9: It's understaffed
They have far too few monitors for the amount of people who use the site.
10: Report Happy Users
People will report you for ANYTHING on that site. And I mean anything. And regardless to what neopets says, no, they DON'T actually check inot the situation. I've been faulsely reported and frozen countless times. If you mearly say something like "I don't like Good Charlotte, I prefer Dropkick Murphys." ... someone WILL report you, and if enough twits report for it, you WILL be frozen.
And those are the top ten reason why neopets sucks.
Though if you still like to play regardless of those reasons here's the top 10 tips on how NOT to get iced
1: Don't have anything on your user look-up
2: Don't talk to ANYONE
3: Don't be in a guild
4: Don't have a pet
5: Don't play any games
6: Don't share a computer with anyone or anything
7: Don't buy anything from any shop
8: Don't log on from ANY other computer
9: Don't leave for 3 years then log back into your account
10: Don't get anything from the money tree.
(please forgive the large amount of spelling and grammer errors.)
Non-Dork: You're a dork.
1.Neopets is Communist. This seems entirely accurate, for the game will "Ice" you for almost anything, and to prove this, here is an extract I got from the site.
"Posting sexual or offensive material (language, images and usernames)." Cencorship is part of this balanced communist diet. You could be iced for posting, on the NeoBoards, a range of things. Opinions, Ratings, Get-Togethers, and the list goes on.
2. Neopets is HACKED. This sprouted from the fact that studies have been made, to prove that Twenty-Five Percent of users have been Iced, Warned, or had their Account deleted. That is a startling rate for averagely six or seven people to handle in, say, two years. 25% of Eighty Million, too. To be able to do that, you would have to be, like, an Insomniac whos only life is made up of Control and the letter "D".
3. Bought out. This seems the most likely, because something very startling is that at approximately 5 monts consecutavly of eachother, 3 brand names became infected with the Neo-disease. I'm going to start calling it Neoitis. So, in 5 monts, 3 was the average Neoitis count. Donna and Adam were probably rolling in riches by now. Two months went by, and another company was hit. Toys-R-Us. They started supplying the company with Trading Cards. But then "they" came. It was terrifying. They flocked in over the boards, and stole everything from the main plaza. But then it hit "The team". They realized that if they Ice more people, they will want more accounts, so they'd make more, and that would make their pay rise. But they, they got thrown out. Replaced with machines, I broke free from this disease, this Neoitis, and moved on to bigger and better things. A thing called "Life".
Thank you, and I sincerely hope you break free of this disease.
Wow that felt good to get that off.
Guy who doesn't play - I feel so sorry for you..
Adam Powell - I LYKE LOVE MONEY!
Neopets Staff - US TOO! Lets have a party about how much we love money and let the site go completely free and not answer emails! But Fred, you better stay here and freeze deh n00bz, k?
Fred - K. Have fun you assholes.
Fred quit 3 days later.
Way to go Fred!
Here are a few reasons why it sucks:
1. TNT(the Neopets Team) is a clan of Hipocrites.
They say the site is not a dating service yet they have dating service links hovering above their messages, they say you can't post a picture of yourself wearing skimpy clothes yet their "faeries" look like they work part time at a strip club.
2. The n00bs(not newbs)
They ruined the boards and TNT bans the poeple that gang againsed them yet let the n00bs get away with saying "AwW s....h...i....t!I l3t mi p3t g3t s1ck!!!!!!!!!!111"
and you say "What?"
Then you get iced(banned)
3. The quality
They claim the shop will restock every 8 minutes or so but it is actually random and by that random I mean a few hours, and because of that people grab the items befor you are done haggling.
4. The moolah
Thats TNT's goal they want to make as much money as they can then the site is officialy abandoned.
Thats what TNT does for fun, you cant even say "my name is Bob and I live in a box" because they think its is giving out personal info, you can say "Wiccans are the only thing you should believe in because our opinion matters and yours doesn't!!!"(not trying to offend anyone) without getting banned but you get banned for saying "I dont eat ham im Jewish" then you are Banned!
NoobaSuarusRex26563527: Z0MG J44 D0 J00 Pl4Y 1T????/
People cry over pixels (with rubbish name like 'neoneo27913263210neo2004' saying they lost them in the pound (by the way you can't lose them, you put them there) and they post messages saying stuff like 'did you lose a maraquan lupe in the pound?'. Yeah.