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To swoon over women who show little or no interest in your existence by using unreasonable methods to try to convince them that they should date you.
I've been neiling her for three months, but I'm still single.
neiling by BestX August 18, 2014
The act of injecting steroids into ones eyeballs, then riding off into the sunset with ones crew.
Dude that guy's a total badass, all Neiling 'n' shit.
Neiling by PretzelJet July 8, 2015

Captain Neil'ing 

The art of banging your friend's wife without him knowing. This is usually done in his bed, and it's common to wipe your cock off on the curtains when you're done.
I've been Captain Neil'ing my best friends wife, he hasn't noticed the creamy stripes on his curtains yet... WINNING!!
Captain Neil'ing by LiQuiD_E July 5, 2017
My mom came home when I was nailing Susan in the ass!
Nailing by tinasss February 16, 2017

Blake nealing

Taking something extremely seriously or getting vexed at teammates for no reason
Brian: Are we blake nealing

Dafys: Too fucking right son
Blake nealing by Crouchwalk0161 August 8, 2019
a collective term for nieces and nephews. one or two individuals having common aunts and uncles. Similar to siblings but refers to nieces and nephews.
My sister asked me to babysit for my 3 neblings. I am going to visit my neblings this weekend.
nebling by mgp21 August 23, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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