Someone who is beyond human comprehension, he typically does weird things and has no soul. He do not feel pain, and can hold up to 36 eggs in each cheek. He is capable of lifting horse with one hand, as well as running 43 MPH. He can eat up to 6 cats in one sitting. If you see him staring at you, it is already to late. You will probably be locked in his sex dungeon under is bed for eternity.
by Kyle11480 November 21, 2019
by jpg3 February 2, 2015
Person 1: happy birthday! I guess that means we're birthday neighbors.
Person 2: really? Was your birthday yesterday or is it tomorrow?
Person 1: my birthdays tomorrow.
Person 2: well happy early birthday, birthday neighbor.
Person 2: really? Was your birthday yesterday or is it tomorrow?
Person 1: my birthdays tomorrow.
Person 2: well happy early birthday, birthday neighbor.
by Random person #135689293190 June 29, 2017
a trend on twitter where a person has the same exact phone number as you but the last digit is either higher or lower
mike: i’m gonna text my number neighbor, since my number is (231)465-321 their number must be (231)465-322 or (231)465-320
not a real phone number (i think)
not a real phone number (i think)
by tttrashcannn August 6, 2019
When masturbating, and the masturbator also starts manually pleasing the person next to them. If the person being cranked off does not reciprocate, they are the ‘lazy neighbor’
Football started getting boring, so as I started jerking off myself and Brent, the bastard just sat there and lazy neighbored me...
by Storkllama April 10, 2021
Like friends with benefits but with your neighbor
Andrea: "Do you like her?"
Billy Bob: "We're just neighbors with benefits bro."
Andrea: "Man, I wish had a hot neighbor so I could get some benefits!"
Billy Bob: "We're just neighbors with benefits bro."
Andrea: "Man, I wish had a hot neighbor so I could get some benefits!"
by NWBro September 5, 2015
by 69problemz June 3, 2015