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Another slang name for testicles.

It is, in a sense, a more comical way of saying nuts.
"Dude! She kneed me in the neerts!!"
Neerts by Rax1134 October 6, 2009
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You drop all your pixie stix in a puddle. You yell out, Nerts!
NERTS by Joe January 15, 2005
Related Words
Neerts • neers • Neemts • Neerasree • neercs • neeuts • burden a neets • neet • nert
Nipple Erection Right Through Shirt
NERTS by DaWall July 11, 2003
Someone awesome, smart, hot, sexy, beautiful, hot again, and basically perfect.
You are Neemts. I am Neemts
Neemts by DoctorHumble124 March 7, 2022
a plural version of nut also commonley used by cartman from south park and dallis hayes
id watch out if i were you i heared dallis hayes is going to kick you right square in the neeuts

im gunna kick you right square in the neeuts kyle
neeuts by dallis hayes February 22, 2008
When you can see nipples poking through the shirt. AKA Nipples Erected Right Through Shirt
Dude, Did you see her NERTS? She had some pretty big silver dollar pancakes!
NERTS by Wild Bor November 29, 2009
An acronym for 'North East Enduro Tour Series'. A racing series dedicated to endurance races by stock cars, with a race schedule revolving around holidays. A very popular racing division and rapidly growing in the PA area. Also associated with the 'Holiday Stock Car Series'.
NEETS is the future of Enduro Racing.

The most fun you'll have in the front seat of a car is at a NEETS race.
NEETS by Joe Cutri July 16, 2008
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