Male with small penis who has a large amount of pubic hair.
I couldn't have sex with Nico last night. His dick was like a needle in a haystack.
by jellytime October 03, 2010
when a man has a small penis and has sex with a woman with a big bush.
You're so small I bet it's like a needle in a haystack when you fuck.
by The Kofster October 29, 2008