Navy Sean

A person with a lightbulb/cottonbud head that want to join the navy just to bum unaware generals in the showers. His favourite move to get behind people is dropping the soap. His greatest fear is when shower gel is only allowed in the showers.

-navy sean-I've dropped the soap!
-unaware general-I'll get that
(navy sean goes behind general who is bending down to get the soap, unaware of what navy sean is about to do)
-navy sean-firing torpedo!!!