Refers to using shit as lube for anal sex. Typically the receiver with eat food which causes as mushy dump (that kind that takes nine rolls of toilet paper to wipe clean). Rather than wiping, the receiver will leave the remaining shit as is and have the giver insert their penis, using the shit as lube. In some cases, the receiver will cut the shit short, increasing the remaining fecal matter / lube.
We were all out of lube last night, so Sonia just took a dump without wiping and then I fucked her up the ass using nature's lube.
by KY Rider November 29, 2008
"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
by OliverS May 5, 2005
by hehehehehehehehehehehehehehepl September 16, 2012
"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
by OliverS May 5, 2005
Banana Lube...
You're on top of a hot guy stroking his cock and he's ready to get off. What the fuck? Neither of you brought any lube? What the mother fucking hell were you thinking?
You scurry off to the kitchen in your blue dream haze to find some Crisco... Damn, Mom must have used it all on the last batch of cookies. You turn. You see a banana. You immediately think of the baking skills your mother taught you. That's right... You remember what happens to banana when you mush it in a bowl... It gets wet and slimy.
You quickly grab the banana, run back into the room, ask your hot victim if he trusts you, and all while not waiting for the answer, open the banana, mush it in your hands, and rub it all over his throbbing cock.
He squeals in pleasure, and the room smells like banana cream pie.
The end.
You're on top of a hot guy stroking his cock and he's ready to get off. What the fuck? Neither of you brought any lube? What the mother fucking hell were you thinking?
You scurry off to the kitchen in your blue dream haze to find some Crisco... Damn, Mom must have used it all on the last batch of cookies. You turn. You see a banana. You immediately think of the baking skills your mother taught you. That's right... You remember what happens to banana when you mush it in a bowl... It gets wet and slimy.
You quickly grab the banana, run back into the room, ask your hot victim if he trusts you, and all while not waiting for the answer, open the banana, mush it in your hands, and rub it all over his throbbing cock.
He squeals in pleasure, and the room smells like banana cream pie.
The end.
by RyedMstr November 9, 2015
"It was all so romantic until about a shovel full of nature's anti-lube got in the way and we had to stop."
by spookfish May 9, 2021