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1.
1) An ethnocentric magazine that puts Western society on the same level as God.
2) Softcore porn.
Bob's wife thinks he subscribes to National Geographic because he is anthropologically inclined. She is wrong.
by CCM January 26, 2006
 
2.
Africa's version of playboy.
Look at em ethiopian titties in the new national geographic.
by Zone6Legend November 19, 2010
 
3.
A graphic description of seriously sloppy, low hanging tits.
"She pulled up her shirt, and a pair of National Geographics flopped out."
by Deano' June 15, 2007