He ate that massive dinosaur (the one that looks like a T-Rex with a fin) from Jurassic Park 3 for a snack :|
He fought Ronald McDonald and won. (Holy shit)
Egypt used to by underwater until he got thirsty and made that river that runs past the pyramids a trickle of its former self *shudders*
"Can I have a Big Mac meal please?"
"Yeah sure, you wanna go large, supersize, bucketsize, or do you just want a nashload?"
*Beeping of tipper truck is heard*