Napstabate

the art of jerking off in your sleep without being aware of it.

I couldn't sleep last night. You napstabate in your sleep and it kept me up.

Napstabate by Gaksby April 21, 2013

napsterbate 

masturbating followed by an immediate nap.

When I come home from work I like to take a moment for myself and napsterbate.

napsterbate by Godwin Falcon January 23, 2008

napstarter 

A term for masturbation for males since they tend to fall asleep after orgasm.

Before I go to bed, I'm going to have a napstarter. I can't fall asleep, I need a napstarter.

napstarter by hawkbball June 3, 2014

napsturbate 

Verb: the physical act of napping after a satisfying session of masturbation.

Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.

*Trademarked by SA

napsturbate by urbdicuser June 13, 2014

Napstipated

When you really need to nap but can't.

" I'm suffering from some severe napstipation!" "Ouch man you're napstipated! That sucks! you should really see a doctor!"

Napstipated by SquigglyHoblet August 17, 2017

Napsterbate 

A repeating pattern of masterbating, napping, waking, masterbating, napping again, and so on and so for some time.

I have nothing to do for the next 2 hours. I think I'll napsterbate.

Napsterbate by sexisthebestdrug August 25, 2013

Napsturbate 

When you masturbate just so you can sleep easier

I couldn't sleep last night so I totally had to napsturbate

Napsturbate by Wolflobot October 31, 2013