Nap Guilt

a state of remorse for having fallen asleep during the day when you have more productive things you could be doing.
Often accompanied with a disorientation of AM or PM.

Caleb: I think I'm just going to lay down while I wait for The Office to come on.
~~~2 hours later~~~
Caleb: Oh no, I missed The Office and forgot to pick my mom up from the laundromat. Is it 6:30 AM or PM? (nap guilt).

Nap Guilt by Caleb's Mom March 8, 2011

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guilt nap

A well-known term in law enforcement for the short nap you take when you're in the interview room before speaking to detectives about some shit you got caught for. It's almost always a sign of guilt.

It's caused by the fight/flight response. You were "flighting" before they caught you, now you're in cuffs looking 25-life in the face. Since fighting's no option and you can't run anymore, your body overloads with adrenaline and shuts itself down in a sort of mini-panic attack.

The detectives walked in and interrupted Bobby's guilt nap to question him about his involvement in a murder.

guilt nap by kadoodles May 23, 2019

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Guilt nap

The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.

"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."

Guilt nap by robr September 1, 2013

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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