A sweet as chicken restaurant, with extra spicy peri-peri sauce.
'Yo G, lets go rep Nando's for lunch'
'Man, that place is nang. I'm gonna have chicken burger with peri-peri sauce!'
by Spillee February 24, 2008
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To handle. To take care of. To take ownership of a project. To deal with. To manage, direct, take control of.
My husband nandos the finances. I nando the mail.

I was having a tough time dealing with a bully at school, but my best friend said it was nandoed.
by SodaPop106 May 5, 2015
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When you're shitting really hard and end up peeing even though you thought you emptied your pipe.
Regular bruv: dude i sitting on the toilet yesterday trying push this shit out when I pissed instead
Rishi: dude it totally sounds like you had a nando
by Nilay Patel October 7, 2018
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A black mexican programmer and usually bike thief. A Nando doesn't have a lot of rep and generally relies on his leanbow to do all the difficult work. Nandos are usually incredibly lazy and very black.
Huey: Yo chris lets get some peri peri.
Chris: Where'd my bike go?
Nando: Thuglife!
Chris: NEGGED!
by PatCU September 29, 2013
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To be buggered by a girl wearing an artificial phallus.
"I hear Lysander went to Nando's."
"Yea, he was bragging about on on the internet."
by Zefan January 4, 2008
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A complete failure, usually wasting money and time. Can also mean two things that really don't go well together.
Definition 1:

Person 1:"What are the boys doing?"
Person 2: "They are Burrito Nandosing it and waiting in line for 3 hours to buy a lifetime supply of toilet roll"

Definition 2:

"Person 1:Mourinho has just joined Spurs."
Person 2:Mourinho at Spurs? Sounds like a Burrito Nandos to me mate."
by C4PT41NK4N3 March 16, 2020
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Someone that will do sexual favours in exchange for a Nando's. Then will more than likely pleasure themselves with Nando's sauce later on at home.
"Hey, I'll give you the ride of your life for a Half Chicken medium heat?"

"What are you, a Nando's Whore? And okay."
by Psych0ticDreams August 18, 2012
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