The condition in which you get out of bed looking like a train wreck. Its symptoms include: eye boogers, messy hair, frog throat, the inability to open your eyes all the way due to light adjustment, and looking ridiculously ugly.
Max: "Marianne, I don't know why they call it "beauty rest" because you are looking really nammy right now."
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