Religious greeting spawned by the synthesis of eastern and western philosophies. Translates as "the rampant consumer in me recognizes the rampant consumer in you." Predominantly used from the last Friday of November until Dec 24, a time period honored as "the most fiscally lucrative for the retail segment time of year."
Consumer 1: Namastercard, friend.
Consumer 2: Namastercard. Yes, I too am willing to kill you and your extended family for that last PS5.
Together: violence erupts
Consumer 2: Namastercard. Yes, I too am willing to kill you and your extended family for that last PS5.
Together: violence erupts
by Slaymeister November 26, 2021