4 definitions by Slaymeister
Any smallish spider identified by an amateur from a "what is this" photo on the internet.
Identification is accomplished based on two criteria:
1. It's brown (applies for any color beige through black, including off-shades of blue and possibly green)
2. They're "not sure, but" (always applies)
In all such cases the spider can be positively ID'd as the deadly browus reclusus.
Identification is accomplished based on two criteria:
1. It's brown (applies for any color beige through black, including off-shades of blue and possibly green)
2. They're "not sure, but" (always applies)
In all such cases the spider can be positively ID'd as the deadly browus reclusus.
OP: I just saw this little guy in my shoe/on a window/on my toothbrush/anywhere else people are. Does anyone know what it is? Should I be worried?
A: I'm not sure, but it looks like the deadly brownus reclusus to me. Don't bother getting another opinion, you're just going to have to burn down the neighborhood.
A: I'm not sure, but it looks like the deadly brownus reclusus to me. Don't bother getting another opinion, you're just going to have to burn down the neighborhood.
by Slaymeister November 19, 2021
A dislike of humankind caused by encountering humans or the things that humankind does.
It is differentiated from the potentially irrational hatred of humankind identified as misanthropy in the denoted cause of the hatred of humankind being experience with humans.
An amalgam of the words "Misanthropy - a dislike of humankind" and "Anthropogenic - originating in human activity".
It is differentiated from the potentially irrational hatred of humankind identified as misanthropy in the denoted cause of the hatred of humankind being experience with humans.
An amalgam of the words "Misanthropy - a dislike of humankind" and "Anthropogenic - originating in human activity".
I used to be a people person until I started to travel. Now my misanthropogenic feelings even extend even to the oblivious knuckle draggers back home.
by Slaymeister June 25, 2015
The male half of a couple engaged in the hotwife kink that helps his partner hook up with men she finds attractive. He may break the ice, build her up in conversation, and help her with logistics. A wingman husband will approach this as a partnership for her to get what she desires, though the hotwife kink often does not involve the husband playing as a threesome. (That's it's own thing. See swinger and threesome.)
This term arose to differentiate from a "cuckhold", who is the male half of a hotwife couple that plays in the context of submission or a humiliation fetish.
A wife acting in the same role as a wingman husband is called a "wing woman".
This term arose to differentiate from a "cuckhold", who is the male half of a hotwife couple that plays in the context of submission or a humiliation fetish.
A wife acting in the same role as a wingman husband is called a "wing woman".
Wife: "Oh, he looks hot. Do you feel like being my wingman husband tonight?"
Husband: "Hang tight, baby. I'll see if he's alone and wants to come over for a drink."
Husband: "Hang tight, baby. I'll see if he's alone and wants to come over for a drink."
by Slaymeister July 27, 2022
Religious greeting spawned by the synthesis of eastern and western philosophies. Translates as "the rampant consumer in me recognizes the rampant consumer in you." Predominantly used from the last Friday of November until Dec 24, a time period honored as "the most fiscally lucrative for the retail segment time of year."
Consumer 1: Namastercard, friend.
Consumer 2: Namastercard. Yes, I too am willing to kill you and your extended family for that last PS5.
Together: violence erupts
Consumer 2: Namastercard. Yes, I too am willing to kill you and your extended family for that last PS5.
Together: violence erupts
by Slaymeister November 26, 2021