NGEK

the sound you make when your testicles get squeezed really hard

person1:NGEK
person2:HOLY SHIT there is a homless guy squeezing ur balls!!!
person1:i...know.....(passes out on the floor)(vomits)
ouch

NGEK by spikeball123@hotmail.com July 6, 2010

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Ngek

A southeast asian term for saying something that is Confusing, Absurd, or something that dosent make sense. Word spread to philippine native languages.

Person 1: oh i cant go swinging today my back hurts
*1 hour later*
Person 1: im swinging rn
Person 2: Ngek

Ngek by pgflimsxd November 26, 2025

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NGEK • Ñgekngok

Ñgekngok

Ñgekngok (Tagalog, Filipino)

- Ñgekngok is a slang & quirky way of saying "ngek!" used as a phrase holding disappointment or questionability

- It is a rhetorical word but is a legitimate Tagalog word that was approved on April 24, 2022 by JHIMBOI & Ti3f1ghter

- Ñgekngok can be used in many situations and can change it's meaning depending on the approach & intonation.

Talo nanaman? Ñgekngok!

Ñgekngok~! bawi nalang sa susunod na buhay...

Ñgekngok by JHIMBOI April 25, 2022

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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