White Guy#1: Well the black guys beat us in football, basketball, baseball, hell even golf, lets race around in circles and have sex with our sisters.
White Guy#2: Yeah, at least they won't laugh at our small penises!
Both: Ha-ha-ha! NASCAR!
White Guy#2: Yeah, at least they won't laugh at our small penises!
Both: Ha-ha-ha! NASCAR!
by A Black guy August 14, 2007
A "Sport" in which hillbillies drive in circles for 4 hours until the hillbilly king Jeff Gordon wins the race.
by DC10 dude November 6, 2014
The people who vote these bad definitions up are just proving thereselves immature. Don't just vote NASCAR fan's definitions down unless you read the whole thing.
NASCAR IS and always will be a sport no matter what people say. It's great action and it's worth watching. It has tickets and fans, so saying NASCAR isn't a "sport" would be like saying the same for the NFL. Companies and People also make big money off of NASCAR like Fantasy Racing, Diecasts cars, Hats and Jackets with their favorite driver's Logo's and Numbers on it and such.
NASCAR IS and always will be a sport no matter what people say. It's great action and it's worth watching. It has tickets and fans, so saying NASCAR isn't a "sport" would be like saying the same for the NFL. Companies and People also make big money off of NASCAR like Fantasy Racing, Diecasts cars, Hats and Jackets with their favorite driver's Logo's and Numbers on it and such.
by david` May 18, 2005
For all of you that think NASCAR isn't a sport, try sitting around in a non-air conditioned car (which has temperatures that exceed 100 degrees) wearing a leather suit and driving around for hours upon hours. And try taking left turns at about 140-170 mph without crashing. Call me a redneck if you like, but I damn sure love the SPORT of NASCAR.
NASCAR is damn good entertainment.
by gsahfhf July 24, 2006
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The greatest sport of them all, which runs races on short tracks, intermediate ovals, superspeedways, and road courses, which means that the venues where it is held have more variety then the venues where NFL games are held. For some reason, this sport pisses off liberals, who are too busy watching alternative homoerotic musicals or whatever they do for fun to appreciate how awesome NASCAR really is. NASCAR is well organized, and sanctions events on national, regional, and local levels. You can also bring your own beer and food to the races, so you don't have to eat crappy overpriced concessions or pay more for one beer than an entire sixpack.
The greatest sport of them all, which runs races on short tracks, intermediate ovals, superspeedways, and road courses, which means that the venues where it is held have more variety then the venues where NFL games are held. For some reason, this sport pisses off liberals, who are too busy watching alternative homoerotic musicals or whatever they do for fun to appreciate how awesome NASCAR really is. NASCAR is well organized, and sanctions events on national, regional, and local levels. You can also bring your own beer and food to the races, so you don't have to eat crappy overpriced concessions or pay more for one beer than an entire sixpack.
by population361 September 11, 2005
A sport that was formed in 1948. NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. There are tracks across the country of the United States. The two main types of tracks are Circle tracks and Road courses (there aren't just circle tracks, you know). The season starts off with the Daytona 500, as the biggest race in NASCAR. NASCAR has three main leagues: The Sprint Cup Series (which is the more famous), the Nationwide Series, and the Camping World series, where the drivers race trucks instead of cars. In the Sprint Cup Series, there are 43 drivers per race over a given number of laps based on how many miles the race is (Daytona 500 means 500 miles).
by GreenBaron88 April 18, 2009
A sport where white people race around a track. Literally that’s it. Rednecks drinking beer while watching white people race cars.
Dale: Hey Jim bob wanna watch some nascar
Jim bob: Dale you son bitch , of course i wanna watch nascar
Dale: Don’t forget the beer
Jim bob: Dale you son bitch , of course i wanna watch nascar
Dale: Don’t forget the beer
by Let’s be real April 13, 2018