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by Ding Dong your dick is gone January 10, 2019
Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.
I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to
by searscadillac February 23, 2011
When a man removes all hair on his body except for a full 360 degrees loop from his widows peek through his unibrow (side of eyebrows are shaven) then to the toothbrush moustache taking a hip hoppity jump to his soul patch then down his chest snail trailing to the scrotum where it goes down the shaft and under the balls then going along the taint and up the butt hole along the spine and connecting to his rat tail which attached to his Mohawk then continuing to his widows peak making the perfect nascar loop
by Travok steel balls April 2, 2023
The action of quickly repairing or mending a broken object to working (or better) condition like a racing pit-crew.
Person 1:"Dude, I cracked my phone screen now it won't turn on!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I'm so good at NASCARing things back together I should be done in like 30 seconds!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I'm so good at NASCARing things back together I should be done in like 30 seconds!"
by KnightDaylight May 24, 2021