Highly processed and coloured food which will not even make you feel satisfied. Kept in airtight packets and you only need to add water to eat it. Designed just to make you full. There is no flavour, weird shapes and taste like air.
P.S. the containers looked like laboratory apparatus.
P.S. the containers looked like laboratory apparatus.
Why is the cheese so bland? Is this NASA food?
by A dying goat November 24, 2017
Description of a +11/10. Commonly, you may hear the phrase "she's a rocket" for especially attractive women. Above that, it's the whole department, NASA. A girl so hot that she's is not only a rocket but shes a rocket in space, leagues above.
Camp Counselor #1: Her mom is a total rocket, great bod.
Camp Counselor #2: Yeah no shit, her mom is on NASA shit. Tits outta this world.
Camp Counselor #2: Yeah no shit, her mom is on NASA shit. Tits outta this world.
by PussyMcDickFuckYourAss August 21, 2019
A person, usually a millennial, who wears clothing that has a NASA logo or image on it, and is a hipster.
That guy over there drinking his latte wearing those horn rimmed glasses, with the tattoos and the beard, oh and the bomber jacket that says Apollo 12, he's a NASA Hipster.
by Zachschway May 9, 2018
just like a NASA launch, counting down from 1 to 10 while watching the ladies. from a distance she looks hot (a 10,) but by the time she's right in front of you she turns out to be glass-shatteringly ugly (a 1.)
dan and stan are walking down main street when they see a woman at the other end of the block walking towards them-
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!
by earpuller November 19, 2010
"mouse to nasa" isnt really as much of a word as it is an image. the scenario goes a little like this..a mouse is launched into outer space accidentally when it is tied onto a balloon via the mousey tail. children used to think this was funny in the olden days so they used to do it often. so after a long journey the mouse now finds itself in orbit, thus proclaiming "chhhh, mouse to nasa; over" the "chh" noise is the sound of the static as the message is sent to nasa headquarters in dalas texas..the mouse is never retrieved and is thought to be hovering above us, perhaps lightyears away, even as we speak. poor thing
"mouse to nasa, over"
"hey its me the mouse, i was just wondering if maybe you guys could send some food up here, maybe some lunchables and a juicebox..if not its ok im uhh really not that hungry"
"im a mouse"
"hey its me the mouse, i was just wondering if maybe you guys could send some food up here, maybe some lunchables and a juicebox..if not its ok im uhh really not that hungry"
"im a mouse"
by rickkkkalick April 18, 2008
when a person either considers wearing or decides to wear a diaper, or shove toilet paper between their butt cheeks in order to be able to travel from their current location to their desired destination while in the state of having severe, explosive diarrhea.
"Oh my God, dude, we gotta pull over."
"What for, we just got on the interstate?"
"That Chinese food we just ate is going right through me."
"No, man. We have to get to Orlando by midnight...I'll stop at the next gas station and you can pull a NASA."
"What for, we just got on the interstate?"
"That Chinese food we just ate is going right through me."
"No, man. We have to get to Orlando by midnight...I'll stop at the next gas station and you can pull a NASA."
by Dobber Guinn May 22, 2009
To hold a vote for something and then reject an unwanted result in favor of one of your choosing. Named for an incident in which NASA held an online poll to name their new space module. Stephen Colbert won, but NASA has decided against naming their module the "Colbert."
Alice: "Did you see Time's 'Person of the Year' poll? Moot is number one right now."
Bob: "You know they're just going to pull a NASA and ignore him, right?"
Bob: "You know they're just going to pull a NASA and ignore him, right?"
by ann_on_a_mouse April 1, 2009