"Why is Jerome running around the track like that?"
"Don't pay attention to him dude, he's kind of a nartard."
by notapollo January 14, 2020
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Nar·Tard n.
1. The result of being a Nark and a Retard.
2. One who is a Nartard
Callum.. your such a Nartard...
by anon. E. mus July 20, 2005
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A First Aid NPC who takes what they are told by first aid companies as gospel without question, and regurgitates it as fact.
Jeff, is such a NARTARD he says no other tourniquets work because he's only ever used one with a windlass.
by Minister of Propaganda March 18, 2019
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