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The most addictive website ever created. Really don't sign up. You will be addicted forever. You feel the need to go on it 24/7 and you will spend hours making your profile look nice only to become bored with it the next day and do it all again.
You will spend hours taking photos of yourself that you do not like and will take 394759020375659202011850725284950 until you take one that you like. Then you upload it and beg people to comment it.
You will be stalked by people you met for 5 minutes at a nightclub and you will date people you will probably never get to meet.

"Comment my new myspace picture and I'll love you forever! :)"
by twigggyy January 24, 2007
4 8
A pedos dream. MySpace is a place to sit all day and post chain messages saying "omgzzz if you dont repost this in 6.7 seconds, you will die by tonight!11!!1" Myspace is mostly a place for 14-20 year olds, but the stupid little sluts that are 11 and 12 years old come on to the site and dress in their 9 inch stelletos with their mini skirts and take pictures saying that they are 17, so hot college guys can comment then and say "Hey baby, you looking damn fine in that outfit, lets chill". Myspace is a gateway to the world, so little girls can give old men a good time. Mostly a place that is obsessed over by teens. Myspace is a place to post your badass pictures with your friends with captions that say “Hey, we are hardcore” You spend hours photoshopping you favorite pictures, then you post 15 bulletins saying how cool your pic is and promise your friends that if they comment you, you will comment them back. When you get in fights with people, you automatically go onto myspace so that you can delete them from your friends. Highy addicting.
Annie- "Hey Laura, check out this hot guy I found on Myspace!"
Laura- "Oh my, Add him and leave him a comment, maybe he will comment you back!"
Annie- "oh my gosh maybe! Oh hey! I better repost this bulletin and the love of my life will kiss me tomorrow! but If I dont repost, a scary man thats naked will come to my bedroom tonight and kill me"
Laura- "Sounds risque, you better repost."
by Ash uh lee January 02, 2007
8 12
The cesspool of the Internet. Also features multitudes of individuals who apparently cannot lower their arms from above their heads and must therefore take pictures from awkward angles.
"My turd has a MySpace too."
by Cy's Biggest Fan November 23, 2006
3 7
Place where you talk to your friends and hang out and listen to music. And add people, if they seem even remotely familiar, like, from the third grade. Not as bad as everyopne makes it out to be. The only people who criticize it that much are the ones who can't get any friends or their parents won't let them go on, or some other stupid thing.
The only really annoying thing about myspace is the chain letters on the bulletin. GRRR!

Now that you have opended this you have to keep reading. If you break the chain the zombie of (insert name here) will creep out from under your bed at (insert early hour of the morning here).
by myaaa November 07, 2006
6 10
another internet form of softcore porn
Let's go view some MySpace's to see people we don't know!
by this is me August 05, 2005
29 33
Okay, kiddies, quit with the lame shit of trashing MySpace, or scene and emo kids. Here is a REAL definition of the site:

A website created for members to contact friends, or family. Also, you can comment, message (or 'email'), photo comment, blog comment on their profile, or whatever it is they posted.

The site has become very well known, and every micro second there is a new member of the site. Over 2,000,000 users.

News reports of people being raped, or (I think) murdered from meeting or giving out personal info about where they live, etc. have been told from all over. One of the main reasons why many parents do not want their children (14+) to be a member of the well-known site. Also, they do not want them to be in contact with those of whom they do not know.

There are multiple accounts of..wait for it..KIDS UNDER EVEN 10 YEARS OF AGE. They can easily become adicted, from having such a young - and not very knowing (no offense) - mind of the endless possiblities of what can happen to them.

'MySpace Layout sites' have been created to have items for you to use to decorate/design your profile with, without the hassle of actually trying to figure out the certain codes of every little thing. Also, there are MySpace Layout Generators, where you can easily create your own layout, though it is not as 'professional' as most of the sites on MySpace. Usually the sites' profile has an image of either the owner, themself, or of someone else, either a site model or a random person found on DeviantART or PhotoBucket, or any other website.

Roleplayers are constantly found throughout the site. If you search a celebrity's name, you are bound to find at least TWO roleplayers of that celebrity. Roleplayers are just people who create profiles of a (usually) favorite celebrity, sometimes re-name them or give them a completely new personality, and 'act out scenes.' Most people find it quite enjoyable. There has been the habit of people mistaking these people for the REAL thing, esspecially if they say somewhere on their profile that they are the real thing, which is complete bull shit.

Emo and scene people normally have MySpaces, along with gangsters/ghettos. Some preps type like they are trashy (which really isn't much of information). They have multiple photos (most do, actually), and have their profile made to look very similar to a layout site's profile.

There are many MySpace addicts. They tend to put going on the site before school, work, etc. and consider it 'their life.' Constant songs have been made to make either fun of the site, or to show an 'adiction.'
That's about it, I think.
1) Talk to me when you learn english.
2) WuTzZ ^ hOm!3??!
3) Person One: "Oh my gosh! Do you have a MySpace?"
Person Two: "Yeah, I've got twelve of them! How many do you have?"
Person One: "Twenty! YAY!"
by Summer. December 16, 2007
5 10
The reason i never do my homework, and always sleep in class.
A place where you meet "hawt" new people, and then meet them in person and they are butt ugly.
A place where you brag about your b/f or g/f.
A websitee wheree everythingg hass twoo letterrss at thaa endd off everyy wordd!!!
TEACHER: why havent you done any of your homework?
ME: cus i was checking my myspace....duh

OMG!! i lyk ttly got new picz!! you should lyk ttly coment!! or i will lyk ttly kick ur effing azz!!

MYSPACE BLOG: my life is not worth living...somebody check my myspace while i go kill myself.thankzz nukka:)
BTW comment my lyk ttly hawt new picz!!
by asdfghjkl;;; September 01, 2007
4 9