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Myrtosexual 

Myrtosexual is when people are attracted to people named myrto/mirto.Most commonly people named Muhammed are attracted to myrto/mirto
Boy 1:I started dating this girl
Boy 2:Her name is myrto right?
Boy 1:yeah, i am myrtosexual
A mixture of morbid and obtuse thinking or behavior.
Mortuse kids often like emo crap.
Mortuse by Ripshaw January 1, 2009

A Hungry Martus 

When you fuck a dog on the beach bareback and get an STD
I had a Hungry Martus last night, I'm so annoyed
A Hungry Martus by danmartus August 11, 2015
a pothead, midnight baker dude that gets the munchies/hungry. this person is a cool person and a ass, but funny as hell.
( one person: that person is a pothead.
Two person: he's such a myrus.)
myrus by Bring Nolan The Horizon December 28, 2010
mortus, derived from the word rigamortus. mortus describes a girl with hot body or 'rig'. mortus can also be used as a replacement word for girls or chicks.
"that chick was a hell mortus"
"any mortus at the party?"
"score any mortus?"
"moooooooooorrrrrtuuusssssss!"
mortus by one.five.one November 4, 2007

mortusrhumphianate 

To reflect on your actions internally learning from your mistakes and/or amending them.
Go and mortusrhumphianate on your not so oppevestrian concepts you pompous buffoon