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My Life Is Ho 

A website where slutty girls like to post stories of all the slutty things they do, and Bros posting that they need to get back in the kitchen and make them a sandwhich.
Last year I fucked the entire boys soccer team at my school. This year? The Varsity football players PLUS the coach. MLIH

I fucked seven guys tonight...all at the same time. Yeah, my life is ho. MLIH

All these stories are hot, but you hoes need to get back into the kitchen.
My Life Is Ho by gotem. November 19, 2010
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Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property 

???: You wanna hear a joke?
Me: Yes...
???: Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property!
Me: Not if I don't have one!
(Drowns in Frog Swamp)