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Mutarted 

the word was first used on face book by Jesse Hallam. to describe how Staphylococcus aureus and Helicobacter pylori viruses and bacteria from pig farms, mutated into super bugs and how its both mutation and retardation.

used to describe something that deviates from the norm, in a bad way.
janice got a makeover the other day she was aiming for occultist rocker but shes all mutarted now.

man those viruses are mutarted.
Mutarted by illfed skitofit January 22, 2011
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mutated dump

When your shit comes out in a color other than brown.Example:green red and ocasionally a touch of yellow.
Tony:DIzAm!I just took the weirdest mutated dump of my life!

Jack:Too much info dood!
mutated dump by Moester909 March 27, 2009

Mutated Zombie Turtles 

Think of Ninja Turtles that look like zombies and are zombies. They were created when a man wanted is family killed so he created a goblin that created the zombie mutated turtles. He was offering the Goblin and ZMT and whole bunch of money to kill everyone, then they realized it would just be more fun to eat the whole family including the man. The ZMTs spawn in a cellar in the basement. Their only weakness is people with freckles or a extreme freckle fetish.
Steve: How the hell are we supposed to kill these Mutated Zombie Turtles?
Matt: We need someone that has freckles or a huge freckle fetish
Random Unknown Guy: The know just the person
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-Freckle Fetish
Mutated Zombie Turtles by Weallfun September 19, 2019

mutated horse 

a horse like person that has very similar featurses to horses.
"oh my god, dan nichols you realy do look like a mutated horse today dont you"
mutated horse by andrew marjoram November 1, 2005

Mutated Gimp 

A hideous ugly annoying overly confident shithead. Also, the person must be trash at fortnite.
" Oh no, a john wick killed me yelled Patrick . Other normal people who know how to play fortnite say: You mutated Gimp!

mutated milk 

a tf2 item for the scout class from tf2

it is a reskin of the mad milk item but has a piece of mutated bread in it as a reference to the expiration date short made by valve
scout1: i use the mutated milk becuase i like expiration date
scout2: same but i dont have it
mutated milk by sniper nate October 27, 2020

mutatedbox 

found in various chatroom, this person is amusingly antagonistic. Also has an obsession with faeces and passing wind
that mutatedbox is such a totai
mutatedbox by highland-coo March 10, 2009
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