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A gold stripe commonly accompanied by a diamond white wall stripe on automotive tires called "Vouges"
"I got the mustard and the mayo with fifteen inch tru-spokes dogg"
by Jacob Valentino April 18, 2004
rake yohn HATES mustard
listen to GnarKill's MUSTARD MAN song
by Kristina March 22, 2004
Mortal enemy of Rake Yohn.
Rake Yohn hates mustard so bad, if you even get it near him he'll flip out.
by FuCKYou November 12, 2003
A mixture of one's urine and feces.
Man, I'd like to eat her mustard.
by footlicker March 26, 2011
A school safe way of saying bastards. When in school, using mustards is a way to insult someone directly in front of authority with no fear of retaliation or punishment.
Those kids outside were being a bunch of mustards.
by Ashiewashie February 13, 2011
A recently coined abbreviation for "muslim retards" in response to terrorist attacks and muslim's intolerance for universal human rights like freedom of expression and other religious beliefs.
Salman Taseer's death was celebrated by mustards.

Mustards believe that Allah is happy if you kill non muslims.

I hate you because you are not a muslim like me. Now you must die. Allah Ahkbar!, said the mustard.
by AmazingTruth February 08, 2011
Something that makes you loose the game.
1: "Hey guess what?"
2: "What?"
1: "Mustard."
2: "Damn, I lost the game."
by MustardMakesYouLoseTheGame November 24, 2010