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A condiment that everybody who is young, like under 18 years old hates,except for a few people who can't stand cream based, sauces,though fewer and fewer people who are young and healthy eat this yellow paste because, supposedly it burns there palate, and it stings there nostrils, the way mustard gas burns up people.
It is projected by the Condiment survey, that by the year 2010, fewer than 2.5 percent of the population will eat mustard,

12 year old in 2010: Ewwwww!!! Does this have mustard on it?!?! I hate mustard!! Where is a knife so I can get this off my burger?

Parent in 2010:(thinking to self) Man, when I was a kid, mustard was still large in picnics. What is up with so many people hating it now?
by Phaenixdrools March 21, 2007
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This is an alternative name for marijuana. It is often used at the office/workplace or in emails so that other words for pot need not be used.
"I wish I could have some mustard with my lunch today."

"I'll meet you for a beer, and maybe later we can have some mustard."
by Grommm February 27, 2010
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A recently coined abbreviation for "muslim retards" in response to terrorist attacks and muslim's intolerance for universal human rights like freedom of expression and other religious beliefs.
Salman Taseer's death was celebrated by mustards.

Mustards believe that Allah is happy if you kill non muslims.

I hate you because you are not a muslim like me. Now you must die. Allah Ahkbar!, said the mustard.
by AmazingTruth February 08, 2011
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sweatchirt with a zipper... one day a man was walkiung down the street with the name of amir khan... and has msutard all over his sweat shirt from his sandiwich.. therefore now we call them mustards
look at that sick mustard.. its from ecko
by bob March 30, 2005
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comes from a young boy who wears alot of hoodys... called a mustard becuase the zip sweat shirt.. got msutard all over it.. now these are refered as mustards<<meaning sweatshirt with zipper
dude look at that ecko mustard its sick..
by bob March 30, 2005
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Code word for a teacher who is really annoying, and sucks all the happiness out of an art lesson...An art teacher who promotes expressing urself, and then tells u it's wrong if u dnt do it her wayy...
overall annoying!
1.
guy shouts: miss, can we have the music on

teacher: Yes sun flower, but we're listening to my choice and if any1 sings, dances or has fun in anyway, it's going right off

2.
Girl 1 (walking to class): Oh no, we have Mustard next

Girl 2: Man, that sucks...the hour will just fly by, NOT...so much 4 art beeing about self expression
by Olivia1011 August 02, 2009
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mustard(v.)
when a guy with a short and thick cock (sausage-like penis) cums inside of a girl.
would you please mustard my hole?
by OokamiMariellaChan July 20, 2009
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