Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
A troll who thinks he's actually good at something he's not, most likely a video game, but can refer to anything.
This guy is horrible with Pikachu, he's such a Mustard Sock.
Good thing this Mustard Sock has no idea how to play LeBlanc, that hero is imba.
Good thing this Mustard Sock has no idea how to play LeBlanc, that hero is imba.
by KingRolo November 4, 2010
When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.
by Bonerific Juice Omelet May 27, 2018