Muslim Flea Flicker

When you’re taking a shit and the lightbulb in the bathroom explodes causing you to aggressively shit your pants

Tom: damn I just experienced the Muslim flea flicker.

Brandon: holy shit dude, are you ok?

by The Shitler January 8, 2021

Muslim giga chad

A based chad ( alpha male ) who is Muslim and tries to remain in-between radical Muslim and liberal Muslim and be a good person according to Islam except sometimes being a bit racist and trolling the arrogants

Ali : he's a Muslim giga chad

Smith : what does it mean

Ali : he is a nice guy but if you didn't agree with him on his based opinions he will troll you

Smith : based chad !

by Rai m. Ali November 27, 2021

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sweating like a Muslim in customs

Sweating profusely as if you were a Muslim attempting to bring explosives through airport security or customs.

Jake: "Your clothes are soaking wet."
Chris: "Yeah, I just got back from the gym and it's hot today so I'm sweating like a Muslim in customs."

by ih8pinks April 23, 2019

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Mary The Virgin Muslim Solider

A virgin muslim whos name is either Mary or Maryam

"are u coming to the party"
"no i cant i have plans with Mary The Virgin Muslim Solider"

by MortenKinnieAndProud September 21, 2021

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Muslim Picture Pump and Blast

The act of masturbating to a picture of your significant other who:
1) You are islamically married to.
2) Does not live in the same country as you.
3) Is not sexually attracted to you, but is trying to gain residency in your country.
4) The person in the picture is religious, and therefore will not sleep with you before the marriage ceremony.

1)Syed is in a hurry to get home so he can do the (MPPB) Muslim Pictue Pump and Blast.
What the hell happened in the men's bathroom, did somebody Muslim Picture Pump and Blast again?

by GoGoRowdyDriver October 11, 2010

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