quiet kid: hi im muslim
smart kid: WERE GONNA DIE
Quiet kid: bomb ;)
by You ass at fortnite January 18, 2022
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A muslim is a devotee of God. Not a terrorist or cause any harm. Terrorists known as muslims are preferably non-muslim fakes or people who just want to ruin the name of the religion. It was predicted in the holy Koran( the book of the Islamic religion) that in the future, when the worlds's end is nearing, a demon called Dajjal with rise to the face of earth. Before his arrival, tiny round shaped people will appear and try to kill all humans. Jesus(Esa PBUH) will appear and help all muslims defeat the evil. After wards, all humans will become muslim and the age of intelligence will begin. Try this, if these predictions are true, you will also believe that muslims are pure of heart and do not intend on harming anyone. Muslims follow the book provided by god, Allah. Christianity evolved from Islam, when Jesus was thought to be killed on the cross. We suggest you try to read and understand the Koran first before you accuse all muslims as wrong do-ers.
by Bananaeatingmuslim:3 May 2, 2013
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Being a Muslim; Islam, is NOT being a terrorist. Muslim is a religion just like all the others. Muslims practice on being peaceful, respecting not only others but yourself, and showing your appreciation and love towards god whenever you can. They pray 5 times everyday to show how much we love God and how thankful we are for everything He does. Like most other religions, Muslims do NOT accept violence, killing/hurting of others or yourself. Most women wear a scarf around their heads; hijabs, and cover themselves head to toe. They save themselves for they're future husbands. They respect themselves and God enough to cover themselves completey to find someone who will look past the physical apearences and love them for who they are. Islam is basically like Christianity except we don't believe the Jesus is the son of god, Muslims don't praise him - or anyone more than God himself. They DO believe in Jesus, but as a prophet. Muslims believe, just like Christianity and Judaism, the story of Adam and Eve So before you go and judge a Muslim by saying they're a terrorist go and actually read up on who Muslims actually are; what they stand for. You can't judge a whole religion from the acts of those who also don't know what it is to be a Muslim. Rest a sure that by the eyes of Muslims terrorist are seen as sinners.
Muslims are religious people. Islam is a religion like all others.
by MIsForMe December 28, 2013
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A group of people that believe in Islam and will prevail on Yawm al Qiyamah. They are misunderstood and most people that are brainwashed by the media believe that the >1% of Muslims in the USA will actually take over America. Everytime someone that also happens to be Muslim does something bad, the religion gets blamed. Everytime someone that happens to be Muslim contributes something or does something respectful, it was the person, not the religion.
Muslims are not violent. People are.
by dumbassidiot October 14, 2018
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A believer in the second largest religion of the world. Muslims believe in one God (often referred to as Allah which is the arabic word for God). Even though the religion itself preaches peace,equality and tolerance it is unfortunately associated to terroristic acts nowodays due to misinterpretation and a couple of misled lunatics who disguise their inhumane and sick actions as part of the religion.
by facts99 November 6, 2016
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A follower of the religion, Islam, a peaceful and respectful religion, despite all the brainwashed people saying bad things about Islam, and except the terrorists calling themselves "muslims", which in their hearts they are not because God/Allah has said in the Holy Quran that it is a sin to kill innocent beings without in a defensive way, which they are doing. A REAL muslim does not commit sins again and again.
Do not listen to the social media's terrible claims of muslims, meet a muslim yourself and you will see how nice they are.
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by Almatari December 5, 2016
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People who exactly like others you tells your friend their Muslim you shouldn't stop being friends with the they are like us Donald trump is just stupid Muslim means peace
Friend 1: I am Muslim

Friend 2: get away

Friend 1: I am the same person
by Starf1re August 2, 2017
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