the musket

When a single uncooked kernel of corn is inserted into the opening of a penis. During sex, semen acts as gunpowder to the unsuspecting kernel, fireing it into the woman, causing immediate death, or a weird look.

I knew a girl who fell victim to the cold death of the musket, shot down in her prime.

by theryno May 18, 2007

Musketeer

One of the (possibly 3) bitches on you.

Morphology: "Got 3 bitches on me like the 3 Musketeers"

"Ay man I got this Musketeer that won't stop snapping me"

by Sir Truman September 9, 2020

musketeer

a shot which includes one 3rd whiskey, vodka and jag.

bartender, "what can i get you guys"
girls, "we would like 3 musketeers"
bartender, "comming right up"

by mcollege October 25, 2010

musketeers

four people that do everything together

see: losers with no friends

i love my musketeers.

by lindsay June 1, 2003

musketting

When you pack your dickhole full of peppers using a chopstick, and then you proceed to blow your load into a chick whilst yelling "FIRE EVERYTHING!!!".

Bro pass me those jalapeños, Imma do some musketting tonight.

by KeepItSleazy January 29, 2016

Musketing

Taking laxatives via suppository (like musket gunpowder) and loading in a projectile, once you shit your guts out the projectile launches

Mu-sket-ing :

I musketed a cat

Do you have musketing insurance?

by Notachav69 May 11, 2021

musket

when a man shits in a womans mouth and then stuffs the shit with his dick. like a musket.

i gave her a musket and she choked to death

by alpinestar1989 March 20, 2007