Al Who is your favourite musician?
B: THE MUSIC INDUSTRY OF COURSE
A: Oh you mean Taylor Swift, right?
B: Yes of course. Taylor Alison Swift is the fucking music industry.
B: THE MUSIC INDUSTRY OF COURSE
A: Oh you mean Taylor Swift, right?
B: Yes of course. Taylor Alison Swift is the fucking music industry.
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by tswizzlelover January 14, 2022
every one of these bands sound exactly the same. just the same crap that was big ten years ago but a cheap imitation if that. It's soulless, frank zappa would say "That's pretty white" talent is one thing but substance is just as important and if your just going to mass produce a genre without adding anything to it to make it your own I say your wasting peoples time.
"Don't you just love the music industry? Music is wonderful! This new band I've been listening to is really great! They are great musicians, and their songs are great!" said Paul.
"Look up The Music Industry on urbandictionary.com Paul." replied Benjamin
"Look up The Music Industry on urbandictionary.com Paul." replied Benjamin
by Pual March 31, 2005
by littlecat314 March 11, 2023
Don't worry, it will hopefully explode taking these people with it (notice how I don't say Musicians but instead people)- I call this the SHITLIST.
Everyone working in the Music Industry
Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Usher, T-Pain, BrokenCyde, Jonas Brothers, 30h!3, All American Rejects, Green Day, Kanye West, Miley Cyrus, Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, Drake, Beyoance, Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Katy Perry. Basically everything on the Mainstream Radio considered "music" and "talent".
Oh, and lets have Nu Metal/Post Grunge/ and Alt. Metal in that giant cluster fuck. Maybe some Deathcore/Metalcore bands that are professsionals at wanking there guitars and being "br00tal?" Yeah, Breakdowns in every song is original, while every other Deathcore/Metalcore band is doing it too.
Eventually Deathcore/Metalcore will die out like Grunge did (Grunge was awesome) because everyone will be trying to jump on the bandwagon to become famous. (This goes out to all guitar wankers)Wanking your guitars, playing open strings, and drop tuning does not make you BRUTAL, talent is based on your playing, not how BR00t4l/loud you are. Only thing talented in the Deathcore/Metalcore is the drums and some Screamers.
*this goes out to mainstream radio*Using Autotune, saying shawty, having people write your songs, walking around half naked for horny teenage dudes does not make you talented, it makes you a slut. So all I can say now is FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.
Everyone working in the Music Industry
Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Usher, T-Pain, BrokenCyde, Jonas Brothers, 30h!3, All American Rejects, Green Day, Kanye West, Miley Cyrus, Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, Drake, Beyoance, Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Katy Perry. Basically everything on the Mainstream Radio considered "music" and "talent".
Oh, and lets have Nu Metal/Post Grunge/ and Alt. Metal in that giant cluster fuck. Maybe some Deathcore/Metalcore bands that are professsionals at wanking there guitars and being "br00tal?" Yeah, Breakdowns in every song is original, while every other Deathcore/Metalcore band is doing it too.
Eventually Deathcore/Metalcore will die out like Grunge did (Grunge was awesome) because everyone will be trying to jump on the bandwagon to become famous. (This goes out to all guitar wankers)Wanking your guitars, playing open strings, and drop tuning does not make you BRUTAL, talent is based on your playing, not how BR00t4l/loud you are. Only thing talented in the Deathcore/Metalcore is the drums and some Screamers.
*this goes out to mainstream radio*Using Autotune, saying shawty, having people write your songs, walking around half naked for horny teenage dudes does not make you talented, it makes you a slut. So all I can say now is FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.
Girl: Hey Justin Bieber is Talented look at his Youtube Videos!
Dude: Thats because girls like you go on his videos to finger themselves and because real musicians and actual human beings know he is turning you into a daft idiot. Also because we have this fetish to insult him by calling him a faggot. We still don't know how he got into The Music Industry, oh wait. Thats because his appearance appeals to teeny boppers.
Scene Girl: OMG OLI SYKES YERR SEEEW HOT!!! OMFG! YER TEHHHH BEZZZZT!!!
Dude: Seriously? Listen to some real Deathcore/Metalcore Music... The Faceless, and Between the Buried and Me.
Society is so dumbed down by Sex that the movie Idiocracy will probably more than likely come true.
Dude: Thats because girls like you go on his videos to finger themselves and because real musicians and actual human beings know he is turning you into a daft idiot. Also because we have this fetish to insult him by calling him a faggot. We still don't know how he got into The Music Industry, oh wait. Thats because his appearance appeals to teeny boppers.
Scene Girl: OMG OLI SYKES YERR SEEEW HOT!!! OMFG! YER TEHHHH BEZZZZT!!!
Dude: Seriously? Listen to some real Deathcore/Metalcore Music... The Faceless, and Between the Buried and Me.
Society is so dumbed down by Sex that the movie Idiocracy will probably more than likely come true.
by The Music Critic August 13, 2010
A rockin' ska punk band(ish) led by Jeff Rosenstock. Members include Jeff Rosenstock, John DeDomenici, Laura Stevenson, Mike Costa, James Lynch, Dave Solomon, Jason Rutcofsky, Jenna Beatty, Sean McCabe, Steve Foote, Sean Qualls, Christine Mackie, Robert Dale Sager II, Jeff Tobias, Corey Landis, Montgomery, Craig Howe, Rick Johnson, Matt Kurz. Many of the members were formerly in the Arrogant Sons of Bitches
by Dan Hamilton June 29, 2008
Guy who is unemployed/underemployed that has a hobby of doing something with music, but he puts himself out there as working in the music industry as a professional, as if its a real full time job.
Guy read the ad in the back of Rolling Stone, or saw the commercial on daytime TV since he is realistically unemployed about "working with the stars of tomorrow, today."
Since "graduating" from the recording vocational "school" (that has no selection criteria), when he goes out and people ask what he does, he says "I'm in the music industry/sound engineer/music producer/in a band." He'll name drop artists you've heard of, but you'll never read his name credited on any of their albums.
Realistically, he is unemployed, but has a 'hobby' of making one or two albums for others with day jobs every year.
He is flat broke, and will make up fake albums that he has deadlines to meet as an excuse why he can't afford to spend $10 on Friday night.
This guy, is a music industry poser.
Since "graduating" from the recording vocational "school" (that has no selection criteria), when he goes out and people ask what he does, he says "I'm in the music industry/sound engineer/music producer/in a band." He'll name drop artists you've heard of, but you'll never read his name credited on any of their albums.
Realistically, he is unemployed, but has a 'hobby' of making one or two albums for others with day jobs every year.
He is flat broke, and will make up fake albums that he has deadlines to meet as an excuse why he can't afford to spend $10 on Friday night.
This guy, is a music industry poser.
by Hobby shot caller November 29, 2010