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Musharraf 

OP, just no stopping the brick eating machine. tears down cities in moments the end is near
That punch was so musharraf
Musharraf by hardyerod May 14, 2015

Musharraf Special 

An unexplainable phenomenon primarily encountered in Pakistan wherein prison inmates awaken with light bulbs mysteriously lodged within the anal cavity. Oftentimes patients will blame the mystery on other prisoners or guards, contending that the heinous act was performed under sedation and without consent.
I was jailed in Pakistan for showing some ankle and woke up with a strange pain in my ass--turns out I was a victim of the much-dreaded Musharraf Special. But hey, I guess it could have been worse.

Busharraf 

Mythical creature and wannabe dictator.

Its full name is Pervez W. Busharraf. According to The Huffington Post's Ali Eteraz, "this is what Pakistanis call their "enlightened moderate" (or is it, moderately enlightened) dictator."

Apparently Musharraf is now as popular and respected in Pakistan as Chimpy McFlightsuit is in the US. Yikes!
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." - Busharraf

'President' Busharraf declared a state of emergency and martial law in Pakistan. (November 3rd, 2007)

shitaki mushrafuck

(when you drop your phone off a balcony and watch it land face first)

SHITAKI MUSHRAFUCK!
(when you realise you are six hours late for school or work)
SHITAKI MUSHRAFUCK!
shitaki mushrafuck by zooknookie August 16, 2019

musharaf 

derived from the current Pakistani premier, considered my many to be the biggest assh0le ever.

Alternate spelling: musharraf
Man, stop being a musharraf.
musharaf by anithinks January 5, 2005

musharaf 

sabse bada harami
musharaf by xxx October 6, 2003