An unexplainable phenomenon primarily encountered in Pakistan wherein prison inmates awaken with light bulbs mysteriously lodged within the anal cavity. Oftentimes patients will blame the mystery on other prisoners or guards, contending that the heinous act was performed under sedation and without consent.
I was jailed in Pakistan for showing some ankle and woke up with a strange pain in my ass--turns out I was a victim of the much-dreaded Musharraf Special. But hey, I guess it could have been worse.
Its full name is Pervez W. Busharraf. According to The Huffington Post's Ali Eteraz, "this is what Pakistanis call their "enlightened moderate" (or is it, moderately enlightened) dictator."
Apparently Musharraf is now as popular and respected in Pakistan as Chimpy McFlightsuit is in the US. Yikes!
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." - Busharraf