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Musashi Miyamoto 

A samurai, duelist, and master swordsman that lived in Japan in the 1600s under the reign of Tokugawa Ieyasu. He was a remarkable fighter, having won 60 duels, and invented the two sword style of using a katana and a wakizashi at the same time. He was called a kensei, or sword saint, and is a famous person in Japanese history. More importantly, he was a fine artist and writer, and is the author of "The Book of Five Rings", which is a fascinating text on martial sciences and strategy.
Musashi was a swordsman, artist, writer, and a great thinker.
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Musashi Miyamoto 

A legendary samurai.A master at his two-sword style.
Miyamoto was an awesome swordsman in the feudal Japan era

Miyamoto Musashi 

Miyamoto Musashi was the most hardcore samurai that ever lived. He was born in some shitty province in japan to a family of lesser nobility (SCUMBAGS!). He taught himself how to fight and won his first duel at 13 with a wooden stick after bludging some noob samurai to death. He had syphilis on his face this left him pretty pissed off so he just went around japan winning duels and killing people for laughs. He also liked to beat other samurai to death with a wooden oar to add to the humiliation.

We salute you Miyamoto Musashi!
Almighty Samurai Warrior: I challenge you to a duel!
Miyamoto Musashi: I'm going to bash your fucking head in with my oar bitch.

Mugachino 

A version of 'cappucino' coffee served in a mug, usually poor quality and with artificial froth and cream on top. Commonly found in country cafes in Australia, in a failed and sad attempt to be sophisticated.
'Free muffin with every mugachino - the best this side of the mountains!'
Mugachino by Paul X November 5, 2004

Mustashing 

(Verb.) An act of stashing food or crumbs in your mustache, whether it is conscious or not.
*Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Hitler is enjoying a fine meal*

-Adolf Hitler: This is good food, ja?
-Heinrich Himmler: Ja, you have some crumbs in your mustache.
-Adolf Hitler: I am mustashing it for later, sie verdammter Idiot!!!

*Ned and Todd Flanders enjoying a meal*

-Todd: Dad, you have something in your mustache.
-Ned: Oh, I'm diddily saving it for later, son! It's called mustashing.
Mustashing by Mr_Wagner July 28, 2012

mustashio 

its like if you have facial hair that is the main part of your personality
awe man I wish I could Grow out my beard like mustashio
mustashio by Kitteh Mutha Fukka December 7, 2016

Musashiden 

n. A short, purple-haired samurai who likes riceballs and freeing people from Binchotite. Oh, and he finds mints to be pretty intriguing.
Musashiden... what a little turd.
Musashiden by Musashiden January 19, 2004