To expel all of one's bodily fluids simultaneously. I.E. urinate, defecate, bleed, vomit, ejaculate, cry and blow your nose simultaneously.
"I'll have avalanched potatoes with a light murph, please."
"I asked her to marry me and she straight up murphed."
"Amidst the cherry trees, a romance blossomed. The myriad nooks and crannies of the bark were supple in the wake of their love's first murph."
"My name is Ben Fossit, and I am addicted to murph."
"Tom wishes he could murph on a hot Albanian chick."
(Verb) To hit on, flirt, or otherwise spit game with another.
I'm going to the club to murph for some weird.
Ryan's at the end of the bar, murphing on Hayley.
Murphing is more an art than a science.
A naturally occuring wedgie.
SICK! Mr. Davidson just picked a murph!
When you switch to another line (say, in a grocery store) because you think that line will go faster but ultimately the line you were originally in goes faster. Derived from Murphy's Law.
P.1 "I just switched lines and got murphed so hard."
P.2 "Wow, that blows. I hate when that happens!"
what doesnt it mean ? it is a comeback for eveyrthing , not having any specific meaning at all . can mean several things.
person 1..."I hate really hate you."
person 1... "what the hell does that mean?"
person 2... "murph."
my day was murphtastic !
When a person is taking a hit off of a marijuana piece and they blow the weed out of the bowl by either; laughing or coughing.
"Dude, I can't beleive you murphed the green hit."
"Ya, you can have a hit, but it's dank don't murph it."
1. Noun: Any godlike figure that can best a supposed 'beast' in hand-to-hand combat.
2. Verb: To best a supposed 'beast' in hand-to-hand combat.
Henry: Did you see that murph in action?
Tyler: You bet I did. Best twenty bucks I ever spent
George: Nice, man, you totally murphed him.
Paul: Sure did
Muscular, ripped, cut up, thick, huge, strong.
"Murph" guys can be nicknamed "Murphy" as well.
Originated from the hawaiian islands. No clue how.
LocalBraddah: Ho, check out that murph guy right dea!