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Someone who is soft, as in they cant fight.
some guy comes upto you in the street acting all ghetto, like hes about to beat you up. you say: come on then lets fight, and he backs down and runs away. hes a muppet
by stevie steez October 25, 2003
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Rhymes with butt-puppet, since muppets can ony animate when they have a hand up their asses.
Miss Piggy jumped up and down with glee when I shoved my hand inside her.
by hahaa April 09, 2003
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1) Comical Puppet invented by Jim Henson.
2) Slang term for someone who is clumsy or otherwise fat fingered.
3) John Moffet.
Emile Heskey missed an open goal on Saturday - what a muppet!
by woodpidgeon September 29, 2003
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In Paintball referring to some noob who doesn't think before doing anything such as when moving from one bunker to another.
by KRiso May 09, 2007
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1. Excellent creation of the late Jim Henson (Lat. muppetus comedyus)

Timeless comedy characters and stars of stage, screen and motion pictures. Habitat- television studios predominantly but known to inhabit, amongst other areas,: Space, Dickensian Britain and Sesame Street.

2. Bradford Bulls RLFC fan. (Lat. Muppetus fuckwitus)
Easily identifiable by common features such as hats with Bull horns, facepaints, shirts signed by players, cleft pallet, webbed toes etc. Habitat- generally found in large crater in Yorkshire resembling a land fill site. A new species of the Bradford Bulls RLFC fan recently emerged in the Keighley area of West Yorkshire in large numbers. (Lat. Muppetus gloryhuntingbastardus)
"Dad who are those strange looking people with painted faces, silly hats and mullets?"

"Muppets, son"

"Like the ones off the telly?"

"No, son. Much, much more ridiculous."
by Red_In_Yorkshire November 24, 2003
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noun.
1. girl with blonde hair, big boobs and not one brain cell between them. usually dresses in complete supre'.
2. one who does not think for themselves.
by ashley philp March 12, 2005
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M-ost
U-seless
P-olice
P-erson
E-ver
T-rained
by Joxx May 02, 2006
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