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8.
It's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet.
Characters created by Jim Henson, such as Kermit the frog, Miss Piggy, and Gonzo. Often appear on the PBS show Sesame Street.
It's not easy being green!
by Ducky August 17, 2005
 
9.
A species which entertains people despite having a human hand lodged up their ass.
Famous Muppets such as Kermit and Gonzo are more interesting than the reality shows on my T.V.
by Dupa December 10, 2003
 
10.
A Stupid person which has nothing better to do
''what are you doin you muppet!''
by sweet jesus May 05, 2006
 
11.
an affectionate term for someone who's a bit stupid
"aww u dappy muppet"
 
12.
A tad dumber than the average dickhead.
"You dropped me hotdog, you bleedin' muppet!"
by Parz July 26, 2006
 
13.
Mutant Undercover Pinko Puppet Espionage Team. Googly-eyed abominations created in Soviet laboratories to infiltrate and destroy America from the inside out. They disguise themselves as lovable puppets but actually want you to turn against the government. It is a fact that Kermit the Frog's arm-waving is actually a form of hypnotic brain washing that makes children want to burn U.S. flags and do heroin. Some of them live in the ghetto, particularly a slum called "Sesame Street", in which there lives a homosexual couple and a creature that lives in garbage, obviously an attempt to teach kids that homosexuality and living in poverty are OK. Sharing is also a dominant theme, proving that these creatures have strong communist values. The only logical response to these creatures is to burn every single Muppet toy you see.
It's a muppet! It's here to corrupt our children!
by BloodyJesusPizza February 19, 2013
 
14.
Someone who makes other people laugh. Very often muppets hang around with other muppets, creating flocks. They are recognized by their strange behaviour and loud laughter.

Warning! Acting like a muppet might make people think you're retarded. But that is sort of fun.
Muppet: You laugh at silly things and burst into strange songs for no apparent reason accompanied by equally strange dancemoves.

Muppetdancing: You listen to a song (or make one up yourself) and start moving. You don't care if anyone laugh at you.

It might look ugly, but it's fun! (See FUN in UD.)
by WTFNVM September 09, 2010