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29.
someone with about as much sense and coordination as a 2 year old on heroine
Hurry the fuck up, muppet!
by NoNameRequired March 19, 2009
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30.
Originally coined in the police and then spread through emergency services and armed forces before gaining popularity with the general population.

It stands for Most Useless Person Possible Except Trainee
After someone has done something really stupid
"That Steve is a total Muppet"
by Elliott Rodgers September 03, 2008
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31.
weird little puppet things on sesame street and other little children's shows
big bird: hi kids today's weather is joint
cookie monster: big bird, thats not weather
Big bird: okay then today's letter is acne
Cookie monster: big bird, that a word not a letter
Big Bird: okay today's letter is 3
Cookie Monster: big bird thats a number not a letter
Big bird: no, but its the number of joints i smoked today
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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32.
M-ost
U-seless
P-olice
P-erson
E-ver
T-rained
PC Savage is a total MUPPET
by Joxx May 02, 2006
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33.
An Individual that attends football matches believing that they can fight with the opposing teams Firm , but will on the sign of any trouble run and shat their pants.
Pat Kelner is a Muppet.
by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003
7 12
 
34.
Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet but man, hahaha...ahh...so to answer your question, I don't know.
by TightFade April 09, 2003
7 12
 
35.
another word for "wheel" in parts of the northeastern united states
"dammit, that muppet ran over my foot again"
by majordriver November 20, 2007
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