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Someone of inferior intellect to yourself, and who unwittingly does something incredably stupid. Relating to hand/string puppets used in the muppets etc. whom are, contrary to public belief, stuffed lifeless creatures. One who has a hand stuck up itself to help it function. A muppet.
/Person X runs into a lampost
Person Y - "You fucking muppet, hahahaah"
by jerk0ff September 29, 2003
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Middle-aged Under-achieved Pathetic People expecting Too much Support.

What becomes of a Yuppie.
Me, and the City of London, bunch of bloody muppets...

...guess we had it coming to us, still - someone else will pay.
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weird little puppet things on sesame street and other little children's shows
big bird: hi kids today's weather is joint
cookie monster: big bird, thats not weather
Big bird: okay then today's letter is acne
Cookie monster: big bird, that a word not a letter
Big Bird: okay today's letter is 3
Cookie Monster: big bird thats a number not a letter
Big bird: no, but its the number of joints i smoked today
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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Originally coined in the police and then spread through emergency services and armed forces before gaining popularity with the general population.

It stands for Most Useless Person Possible Except Trainee
After someone has done something really stupid
"That Steve is a total Muppet"
by Elliott Rodgers September 03, 2008
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Euphemism for oral stimulation of the penis, esp. when the recipient utilizes the back of the head or neck of the fellator to increase stimulation and/or speed of sexual congress.
Angelina Jolie's beautiful, full lips lead me to believe that she would give great muppets.
by Stompbox May 03, 2004
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An Individual that attends football matches believing that they can fight with the opposing teams Firm , but will on the sign of any trouble run and shat their pants.
Pat Kelner is a Muppet.
by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003
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Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet but man, hahaha...ahh...so to answer your question, I don't know.
by TightFade April 09, 2003
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