Munt Train 

To jump on the munt train is to get munted.

Dave: Whats doin tonight timmy?
Timmy: Im so getting on the munt train tonight.
Dave: Gonna get munted aye?
Timmy: I'm gonna be beyond munted and past cunted i'm gonna be scunted.

Munt Train by putridcunt April 3, 2010

mungtrain 

The mungtrain is required for mass acts of munging and must be driven by a mungtrain driver, also known as a mungmaster. A mungtrain does not require rails as a conventional train would. Instead, the mungtrain travels wherever it is guided by its mungtrain driver for savage and disgusting mass munging.

The mungtrain often causes corpses to explode in a violent and horrendous manor which many people would find unwatchable. It is however, impossible to avoid the mungtrain.

Aaron the mungmaster munged an entire village last night in his mungtrain, it was mungtastic.

mungtrain by Michael Hancock February 8, 2008

mungtrain driver 

A mungtrain driver is a highly skilled mungmaster who has reached such a high level of mungery that he/she is considered worthy of mass-munging.

The mungtrain driver must pilot the mungtrain around the world to mung people, regardless of age, sex, race or religeon. A mungtrain driver will conduct horrible acts upon corpses no matter what their condition may be. The mungtrain driver may also re-mung corpses. Mungtrain drivers have been known to create corpses from the living, usually by mistake or for pure entertainment.

Mike, Eddie, Aaron and Gary have just been promoted to mungtrain driver status.

mungtrain driver by Michael Hancock February 8, 2008