Munkus

a slang alternative for a human, or other animal, head containing the brain at the topmost part of the body . Synonymous with dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, and conk.

Man, that kid sure clunked his munkus.
Wow, that kids has the biggest munkus I've ever seen.
His munkus must be spinning after getting punched that hard.

by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016

Munkus

Just a pile of mess/crap/goo. Think snot mixed with dog poo.

John just fell into a big pile of munkus and got it all over himself

by salamahol March 24, 2011

munkus

To lose a colon. Or to be attacked by small colon dwelling gnomes.

Ahhhh man, the doctor munkus'd me. I can no longer poo properly. :(

by GuRu December 2, 2003

munkus

Also monkus (n) Any of four folds of tissue of the female external genitalia.

Chloe begged me for hours to "spank her munkus"

by Poppa December 18, 2005

Hunkus Munkus

Small stuffed-toy animal. Allegedly a monkey, though more closely resembles a very hairy baby. Has been known to disappear once owner reaches a certain age/maturity level.

Girl: 'Mum, where is Hunkus Munkus?'
Mother: 'He went to live on a farm.'
Girl: 'Waaaahh.'

by cutgirl October 13, 2010

Munkus

A little munk looking boy living in a basement and gets absolutely minus zero vagina, pussy or bitches but lies alone with a throbbing cock

Boy 1: “yo wassup bro did you see Freddie yesterday? He got rejected by Jessica”

Boy2: “iiijjjeeaarrhhhh yallah I saw. Damn what a munkus”

by Munkuslover February 22, 2023