1. The monkey that lives in your closet, but not.

2. That kid from WtW who is way too obsessive over Family Guy.

3. Throws Junpei porn at people.

4. Boy who says, "PENIS!" a lot.
"That Evil Closet Munki is a freak!"
by evilclosetmunki January 2, 2005
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Fat ass bitches and skinny white sluts. Cocaine, coke, snow, crack. Bastard fishes stole my bowl of wishes, i wish i could grouw a beard. If I had a beard, I would grow and manage a mushroom farm. I'd grow my own herb.
Dude- Bro, I licked your mom's ear.
Bro- Dude, Fuck Yo Munkie
Dude- Dont hate, man. We're just friends
Bro- Well, I cant afford another dick on the table.
by iamyouduck November 30, 2009
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that crazy person who think they all that smart junk
{in a come back}
u a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son shut up!!!
{when tlking about someone}
yea she a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son.
by aCt!!On JaCkSoN December 9, 2007
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Munky is a god of the monkeys and will someday rule the universe
Someday I want to be a munky so I can tell people what to do
by Scooty8585 December 21, 2019
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munky schmunky is sexy man
i love munky schmunky
by furiksu September 30, 2020
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A junky monkey is a kid high on prime.
The kid became a junky munky after he saw that the prime was on discount.
by DiddlyDeez September 30, 2023
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