The fastest gun who ever lived. He holds all 18 quick draw world records. he can draw from a leather holster, cock back an SAA, fire of a shot, and holster the gun in less than 0.02 seconds. That is literally faster than the blink of an eye.
A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.
Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.
NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT, NO! MATT, NOOOO!!! - Ralph on Mundane Matt