Mumper 

A hockey term used to describe one who is a bender, plug, and cock sucker all in one...aslo know as a triple threat

Matthew Tufts...kids a fucken Mumper, Ethan Pollock defines the word Mumper

Mumper by Nickandry November 16, 2010

Mumper 

Just like a jumper, yet slightly different.

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The mumper you are wearing isn't as good as the one I am wearing.

Mumper by Dan January 19, 2005

Mumper 

Similar to a 'Dohdle', but generally reserved for small animals such as chinchillas, dogs and animated characters. Mumpers generally do not understand the circumstance in which they find themselves as they are so cute and helpless.

Can also be combined with 'Dohdle' to make 'Mumper-dohdle'.

Suffixes include, but are not limited to, "man", "woman", "dohdle", "bumper", "chumper", "trumpet", "face".

"Awww, look at her, she's such a wee mumper."

Mumper by Mr Pseudonym Anonymous July 18, 2009

hedge mumper 

a lower class of pikey, one that even pikeys themselves frown apon.

oi you old hedge mumper, you aint worth a cup of cold piss.

hedge mumper by harold steptoe November 20, 2007

The Mumper

When a woman is performing oral sex (man or woman) on you and you insert your big toe in her vagina. Difficulty is 10/10.

Cindy was blowing me and I finally got to perform The Mumper on her. Getting my big toe in her was tough.

The Mumper by LJCCHI April 12, 2020

Mupper 

Someone who likes to have fun.

Lee is a mupper.

Mupper by itsThemuRR September 19, 2018

MUMZERT 

To insert your penis into an orifice for one stroke, ejaculate then not pull out for fear of abandonment.

The sex was blah he could only mumzert me then proceeded to fall asleep.

MUMZERT by Ranchgirls September 17, 2020