1. Used in the saying "Don't Mullens Yourself", meaning not to overly stress out, flip out or "mess" oneself up.
2. "Do The Mullens" - pop your collar, strike a Japanese/Myspace-style backwards peace sign pose, pout and tip your hat (if wearing one) while smoothing your fringe with your free hand. Kind of like the new "Do The Bartman."
3. To ejaculate into someone's eye.
1. Guy 1: "OMG AS IF YOU GUYS WENT TO TACO BILL WITHOUT ME! WTFFFFF!"
Guy 2: Dude...Don't Mullens Yourself.
2. (while photo is being taken)
"EVERYBODY DO THE MULLENS!"
(all simultaneously pop collars if wearing them, pout girlishly, and strike Myspace-style poses.)
(on a freakishly cold day)
"Shit, it's cold. I'm doing a Mullens." (pops up collar to prevent neck getting cold.)
3. (person gets shampoo squirted in their eye)
Person 1: "OWW! I think I just got Mullensed by that shampoo!"
Person 2: "Shit, that's gotta hurt."
Guy 1: "Man that chick is so fly."
Guy 2: "Would you Mullens her?"
being so drunk that you take off your pants and then throw up into them
Dick: Dude! Jim straight up pulled a mullen last night cuz he thought his pants were a garbage can!
A Mullen is a kid who says random funny things that everybody laughs at.
Tom - omg
that new kid came in our class today for a look around, He looks like a Mullen Haha
Jenny - Yeah i hope he joins the school we need to have a funny kid in our class
When something is awful.
"No Jerry, we shouldn't eat at that place. It's so mullens!"
Noun: The very definition of 'Sex'
Verb: To make a sexual innuendo
He just pulled a Mullen!
When you don't like to wipe your ass to the point where it gets so nasty, you get a big (the record is 2.5 feet..ish) ass skid mark, "poo streak", on someones bed or in the witnessed event, a mattress cover!
dood, do you like skid marks? wipe your ass or you're going to get a big Mullens on your bed!!!
(n.) Trying to get with a girl only to:
- be interrupted 3 times by your roommates,
- finally get the condom on, get it in her, find out there's a hole in it
- trying to to tell her about the hole, only to realize she's deaf, and
- ultimately, failing to get off.
(adj.) to describe such a terrible event.
(n.) He pulled a mullen last night. What a retard.
(adj.) Shit, man, last night was a real mullen moment.