The act of being muffphobic, being scared of a girls vagina for any given reason.
"Muffphobia is the reason you wont do her man"

"Get outa here with that Muffphobia shit and just do her"

"So..you wont talk to her because you have....Muffphobia?
by Aaronnnn February 19, 2009
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